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winneevee

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ok i wait tables and am running out of things to do to peoples food when they piss me off, yall give me some ideas....:D
 
See, that's exactly why I kiss my waiter's/waitresses' ass until I actually get my food on the table..........
 
I used to wait and bartend for 5 years in college-Unless someone is really, really , really bad in which case I will call it to their attention AFTER I eat...............
 
SERIOUSLY BRO I DONT CARE HOW MUCH OF A DICK HEAD A CUSTOMER IS, IF UR DOING SHIT TO THEIR FOOD UR A PEICE OF SHIT
 
yeah...it's pretty messed up...

Oh boy, do I have some stories to tell though. Some of my friends did the most fucked up shit when they worked at this sandwich shop when they were teens. Oh the horror. lol.

Anyways, it's some pretty bad stuff and I don't know if you want to hear it. It might make you never eat out again.
 
Presser said:
SERIOUSLY BRO I DONT CARE HOW MUCH OF A DICK HEAD A CUSTOMER IS, IF UR DOING SHIT TO THEIR FOOD UR A PEICE OF SHIT


bro thats fucked up... the only thing that i have done is use dity glasses. but see there is people that always complain about every little thing and then try to get me fired for it and that is bullshit. there is also the people thatcome in and buy $200 worth of food and leave me a penny. i have to support myself and with dickheads like that u gotta do something.
 
dickheads are Gods test to see how you handle them. Those who treat them as they would like to be treated will see blessing in his or her day...those who act like "dick heads" will only be given more assholes to wait on. Moral of the story be nice to assholes or you might have more of them come you way.

TT

Just my opinion

Oh, I severe some also so I know what you are feeling.

Peace

Oh, where do you work...want to make sure I am nice to you...maybe tip you a few dball pills or something :)
 
try extra hard to please them and turn the tables on them...bring them something...I like to bring some "just out of the oven bread". " was able to get some for you guys...enjoy". You must earn the tip. You do not just get it for being there.

TT

Just my experience
 
My step brother used to work at McDonald's and Pizza Hut and whenever he saw "jocks" (we were skaters back in the day, yup long bangs, hardcore music, the whole nine) he would spit in their food or pull out some pubes and sprinkle them on whatever they ordered. He ended up getting broadsided on his motorcycle by a drunk driver one night and now both legs are fucked up for life........who says karma doesn't have some sense of irony??
 
look, im a very good waiter and have never done anything to anyones food, just have heard alot of things that have happened before...
 
all the same, please let me know exactly where you are and what restaurant you're currently working, and I'll take my fat ass elsewhere.....LMAO
 
Bro ive been in that line of work for rughly 10 years,... and if you dont know how to turn a customer Around so to speek then i suggest that you start thinking of a new line of work!

I know that it frustrating sometimes but thats just the bussiness!
 
I wouldn't mess with their food, just their minds. If they're assholes, just pretend to fade out once and while, then ask, do you hear the voices too? Then start answering them,the voices, have a little fun with them. :) Insanity rules!
 
or set your watch/alarm to go off right when you get to the table and say " quarter to two, take the blue. Quarter to three, thorazine." I love messing with people.
 
One of my only fears. I would kill somebody if they messed with my food. I want to dry heave just thinking about that. I alway's treat waitors and waitresses with tons of respect. They should have all kitchens on Close circuit tv so I could make sure I ain't getting no Extra's.
 
actually when people get pissed i usually hook em up like with bar drinks, deserts, etc. in hopes of better tips.
 
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