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winneevee
06-20-2003, 03:10 AM
ok i wait tables and am running out of things to do to peoples food when they piss me off, yall give me some ideas....:D

Badgermoon
06-20-2003, 07:12 AM
I think I'll just eat at home.

bigshug
06-20-2003, 07:20 AM
See, that's exactly why I kiss my waiter's/waitresses' ass until I actually get my food on the table..........

BLEED GREEN
06-20-2003, 08:07 AM
I used to wait and bartend for 5 years in college-Unless someone is really, really , really bad in which case I will call it to their attention AFTER I eat...............

gander
06-20-2003, 10:43 AM
Why don't you share with us what you HAVE done?

gymrat
06-20-2003, 12:17 PM
this is why I don't eat out. I just don't trust people.

Presser
06-20-2003, 12:19 PM
SERIOUSLY BRO I DONT CARE HOW MUCH OF A DICK HEAD A CUSTOMER IS, IF UR DOING SHIT TO THEIR FOOD UR A PEICE OF SHIT

BiggerStronger
06-20-2003, 12:34 PM
yeah...it's pretty messed up...

Oh boy, do I have some stories to tell though. Some of my friends did the most fucked up shit when they worked at this sandwich shop when they were teens. Oh the horror. lol.

Anyways, it's some pretty bad stuff and I don't know if you want to hear it. It might make you never eat out again.

winneevee
06-20-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Presser
SERIOUSLY BRO I DONT CARE HOW MUCH OF A DICK HEAD A CUSTOMER IS, IF UR DOING SHIT TO THEIR FOOD UR A PEICE OF SHIT


bro thats fucked up... the only thing that i have done is use dity glasses. but see there is people that always complain about every little thing and then try to get me fired for it and that is bullshit. there is also the people thatcome in and buy $200 worth of food and leave me a penny. i have to support myself and with dickheads like that u gotta do something.

tenn0titan
06-20-2003, 04:23 PM
dickheads are Gods test to see how you handle them. Those who treat them as they would like to be treated will see blessing in his or her day...those who act like "dick heads" will only be given more assholes to wait on. Moral of the story be nice to assholes or you might have more of them come you way.

TT

Just my opinion

Oh, I severe some also so I know what you are feeling.

Peace

Oh, where do you work...want to make sure I am nice to you...maybe tip you a few dball pills or something :)

tenn0titan
06-20-2003, 04:39 PM
try extra hard to please them and turn the tables on them...bring them something...I like to bring some "just out of the oven bread". " was able to get some for you guys...enjoy". You must earn the tip. You do not just get it for being there.

TT

Just my experience

bigshug
06-20-2003, 11:57 PM
My step brother used to work at McDonald's and Pizza Hut and whenever he saw "jocks" (we were skaters back in the day, yup long bangs, hardcore music, the whole nine) he would spit in their food or pull out some pubes and sprinkle them on whatever they ordered. He ended up getting broadsided on his motorcycle by a drunk driver one night and now both legs are fucked up for life........who says karma doesn't have some sense of irony??

winneevee
06-21-2003, 02:26 AM
look, im a very good waiter and have never done anything to anyones food, just have heard alot of things that have happened before...

bigshug
06-21-2003, 08:29 AM
all the same, please let me know exactly where you are and what restaurant you're currently working, and I'll take my fat ass elsewhere.....LMAO

bigshug
06-21-2003, 08:30 AM
.......so do you fart on merangue or what??

Chemical Evolution
06-21-2003, 09:21 AM
Bro ive been in that line of work for rughly 10 years,... and if you dont know how to turn a customer Around so to speek then i suggest that you start thinking of a new line of work!

I know that it frustrating sometimes but thats just the bussiness!

scorpio
06-21-2003, 09:24 AM
I wouldn't mess with their food, just their minds. If they're assholes, just pretend to fade out once and while, then ask, do you hear the voices too? Then start answering them,the voices, have a little fun with them. :) Insanity rules!

scorpio
06-21-2003, 09:31 AM
or set your watch/alarm to go off right when you get to the table and say " quarter to two, take the blue. Quarter to three, thorazine." I love messing with people.

Choke03
06-22-2003, 12:22 AM
One of my only fears. I would kill somebody if they messed with my food. I want to dry heave just thinking about that. I alway's treat waitors and waitresses with tons of respect. They should have all kitchens on Close circuit tv so I could make sure I ain't getting no Extra's.

winneevee
06-22-2003, 02:02 AM
actually when people get pissed i usually hook em up like with bar drinks, deserts, etc. in hopes of better tips.

Presser
06-22-2003, 05:10 PM
well then your not a peice of shit,lol, bro sorry if you took it wrong, but i was saying if you did in fact do shit to people food then yes ur a peice of shit, but you havenot and i respect that of you cuase i know customers can be peices of shit themselves, but u dont play with peoples food, sorry if i offended you but i call it as i see it, and i knew u were better then that!

bigshug
06-22-2003, 07:56 PM
OK, so here's another delicious story from my middle school days..........we had some friends that always had to have some of your french fries, and to be honest it got on your freakin' nerves after a while when they'd come by and just take your shit. Well, one day, my buddy Phillip had a nose bleed so he hocked (sp?) up a nice 'ole ball of snot mixed with the blood from his nose and spit it into the fries he had. Looked just like catsup. He then took the fries/snot/blood mixture to our friends Ed and Huston and they, of course, ate them............no, I didn't know that's what he was doing at first, he told me about it later