S
scorpio
Guest
Realistically,...
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad,
what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and
ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The
mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and
send you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl
replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep
with him in a heartbeat; are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of
course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a
million could buy?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back
to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out
the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting
on three million dollars but realistically, we're
living with two sluts and a F A G
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad,
what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and
ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise
for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The
mother replied, "Of course I would! We
could really use that money to fix up the house and
send you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl
replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep
with him in a heartbeat; are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of
course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a
million could buy?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back
to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out
the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting
on three million dollars but realistically, we're
living with two sluts and a F A G
Last edited by a moderator:
