PO644
Banana
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying..........................
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and
froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised
himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light
back
on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard....................
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot......................
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that
would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."
around looking for valuables, and when he picked up a VCR to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying..........................
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and
froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head,
promised
himself a long vacation after his next big score, then clicked the light
back
on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
clear as a bell he heard....................
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot......................
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the heck are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a
parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that
would name a 140 pound Rottweiler Jesus."
