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scorpio
06-27-2003, 08:02 AM
A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling, but the redneck had all he could do to control his passion for the sheep.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the
most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.

He leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear..."Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

Badgermoon
06-27-2003, 08:50 AM
That just has a wrong feeling to it. :D

PO644
06-27-2003, 10:23 AM
:surprised :laugh:
lmfao

Saks
06-27-2003, 06:07 PM
BAAHHHH BAAHHH goes the sheep:laugh:

poopoo
06-27-2003, 06:15 PM
lol, I knew this was coming

midwtchamp
06-27-2003, 10:30 PM
man that is just messed up lol

bigshug
06-27-2003, 10:56 PM
OK, so we were at a party one night at the neighbor's apartment, and they started talking about this guy who was "funny as shit". Total backwoods redneck, or "country as a biscuit" as some people around here would say. They ended up going to pick him up later on in the night so he could get shitfaced and say dumb stuff to make us laugh. He got shitfaced, of course, and explained the whole procedure of how to fuck sheep.....seriously. He told us to get a pair of knee high black boots and to stick the sheep's back legs down into the boots so it couldn't run away. All of this was being told matter-of-factly, he didn't crack a smile the whole time. So yes, some redneck guys really do have sex with animals of a barnyard nature...........made me freakin' sick

Choke03
06-28-2003, 06:40 PM
lol, knee high boots

Harvey Balboner
06-28-2003, 07:10 PM
good one