Do you believe in Leprachauns

A guy walks into a public bathroom and walks over to the urinal to take a leak. Just happening to look over to his left he see's a little green guy with a 12" ding dong.

He looks at the guy and says OMG you have a huge weiner for such a little guy.

" I am a leprechaun i can get what ever i want"

guy says " Will you give me one that big"
leprachaun " I will give you that one wish if you let me put it in your ass"

guy says " OMG thats awful, but atleast i will be able to satisfy more women"

so he lets the little green fella put his foot long ding dong in his butt. A couple minutes later the little green guy laughs and says

"See ya later"

the guy says " Buy my dick is still the same size"

the little green guy says

" You really are a fukin moron, you still believe in leprachauns"

ife

jeez

I used to tell a longer version of that one. Gets a good laugh.

I don't think anything's worth getting a twelve incher in my ass

Not for nothing but the guy is a stone cold fag. Looking at lil guy's thing in the 1st place was a big tip off.