I am mentaly retarded

So i wake up at 6 am today. Eat my breakfast and attempt to order my clomid. Well the place wasnt open. So i leave for work at 715. I get to work and clock in go get my stuff on and walk out and start cleaning up the shop.

Then my boss comes up to me,
"Why are you here so early"

I work at 730-4 shift today

" no you dont, you work the 12-8"

No i work the 730-4

"go look at the board"

I was 4 hours early for work, i could have slept, pooped somemore or slept a lil longer

Man im stupid

go hit the gym!

footballcat said:

So i wake up at 6 am today. Eat my breakfast and attempt to order my clomid. Well the place wasnt open. So i leave for work at 715. I get to work and clock in go get my stuff on and walk out and start cleaning up the shop.

Then my boss comes up to me,
"Why are you here so early"

I work at 730-4 shift today

" no you dont, you work the 12-8"

No i work the 730-4

"go look at the board"

I was 4 hours early for work, i could have slept, pooped somemore or slept a lil longer

Man im stupid

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Gotta agree with the header here! j/k... done it myself

At least you're actually supposed to be there. When I had a schedule that varied like that, I'd occasionally come in on days I had off. Of course, they always put me to work (good for overtime, I guess).

then i go to work my normalshift, i was 10 min late

you can always say you were just adjusting your time for comming in early at 7:15

Go postal. Don't forget your chocolate revolver, and right when you confront your boss in front of everyone with it, screaming how you are going to drink his blood, or some other atrocity - take the revolver, and put the barrel in your mouth biting down and savoring the delicious confection.

Everyone will have a good hearty laugh over it.

auriflex, most of your posts make two drops of pee come out from laughing so hard........not sure if that's something I should've shared with everyone, but there's no shame in my game baby