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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and
hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband comes home early.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is
in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside"
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!
 
Two preists are taking 15 choir boys on a vaccation when the airplane they're riding in begins to lose power and heads for the ground in a steep dive.
First preist "There are only two parachutes on board, what about the boys?"
Second preist "Fuck 'em"
First preist "Do we have time for that?"
 
Badgermoon said:
Two preists are taking 15 choir boys on a vaccation when the airplane they're riding in begins to lose power and heads for the ground in a steep dive.
First preist "There are only two parachutes on board, what about the boys?"
Second preist "Fuck 'em"
First preist "Do we have time for that?"

:surprised :nope: :uhoh: :saywhat:
 
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