Lotto!

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scorpio

Guest

• Jul 30, 2003

• #1

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs,

"HONEY, PACK YOUR BAGS, I WON THE LOTTERY"


The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"



"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

 

Saks

New member

• Jul 30, 2003

• #2

Can't the man have won?

 

T82

New member

• Jul 30, 2003

• #3

LOL

 

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Harvey Balboner

Guest

• Jul 30, 2003

• #4

that ain't right

 

huntergatherer

New member

• Jul 30, 2003

• #5

he's just repeating it the way his wife told it to him...

good one anyway bro

 

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dreww

MuscleChemistry Registered Member

• Jul 31, 2003

• #6

hell ya, I'd get out......and take 1/2 the money in the divorce....muhahahahaha!

 

bigshug

New member

• Jul 31, 2003

• #7

funny joke, but I remember a story in USA Today a few years ago about a wife who had to GIVE all of her lottery winnings to her husband when she found out she won and divorced him without ever sharing the fact that she had won a shitload of cash..........

 

radical_P

New member

• Jul 31, 2003

• #8

That's disrespecting.. For Sure!

 

BLEED GREEN

New member

• Jul 31, 2003

• #9

What a nightmare!

 

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ready2grow

New member

• Jul 31, 2003

• #10

There was the big game winner, young girl just had a baby and won over 200 million, boyfriend and father of the baby left her about 2 weeks prior, I bet that guy is kicking himself in the ass everyday.

 

1bigmus

New member

• Jul 31, 2003

• #11

FUNNY, but legally since they are married Half is HIS.

 

Munkeee de Sade

New member

• Jul 31, 2003

• #12

That wasn't right.

She should give him Half.

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Jul 31, 2003

• #13

That's funny anyway.