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radical_P
08-01-2003, 11:09 AM
70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"George replied, "God and me are very close. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done.""Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible! "A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great, but I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off? "Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!

scorpio
08-01-2003, 12:39 PM
LOL

mcinfo
08-01-2003, 12:50 PM
Thats a good one.

Saks
08-01-2003, 02:23 PM
Man I was wondering why grandma's left overs tasted so funny.....

Badgermoon
08-01-2003, 05:19 PM
good one

bigshug
08-02-2003, 02:25 AM
man, sounds like some shit I used to do when I walked in my sleep.......I actually peed in my clothes drawers one night.....

Saks
08-02-2003, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by bigshug
man, sounds like some shit I used to do when I walked in my sleep.......I actually peed in my clothes drawers one night.....

It that why all of your whites look so yellow? I thought you just had hard water!

Harvey Balboner
08-02-2003, 12:45 PM
ha, wouldn't want to eat as his house.

SUPERMAN9699
08-02-2003, 01:18 PM
very funny lol

BLEED GREEN
08-13-2003, 08:45 AM
LOL!