A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart
>of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart
>of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a
>1 lb. package of bacon. As she was
>unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
>behind her watched as she placed the items
>in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a
>bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's
>intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing
>particularly unusual about her selections she said,
>"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
>you know that?"
>The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
>of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart
>of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a
>1 lb. package of bacon. As she was
>unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
>behind her watched as she placed the items
>in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a
>bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's
>intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing
>particularly unusual about her selections she said,
>"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
>you know that?"
>The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
