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radical_P
08-02-2003, 08:25 AM
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local
> chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames.
>
> The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around. When the
> volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company
> president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret
> formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be
> saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out
> intact.
>
> But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire
> departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.
>
> As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was
> now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's
> secret files.
>
> From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came
> into sight. It was the nearby Jewish rural township volunteer fire
> company composed entirely of menchen over the age of 65. To everyone's
> amazement, the little run-down fire engine operated by this Jewish
> Fire Department passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the
> plant.....and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
>
> Outside the other firemen watched as the Jewish old timers jumped off
> and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen
> before. Within a short time, the Jewish old timers had extinguished
> the fire and saved the secret formulas.
>
> The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for
> such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and
> walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly,
> Jewish fire fighters.
>
> The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on
> film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money"?
>
> "Well," said Ami Hertzfeld, the 70-year-old fire chief, "the first
> thing we are going to do is fix the brakes on that fucking truck!"

scorpio
08-02-2003, 08:28 AM
LMAO

Saks
08-02-2003, 09:44 AM
Good one

Harvey Balboner
08-02-2003, 12:36 PM
beautiful, that was a good one

SUPERMAN9699
08-02-2003, 01:04 PM
LOL

huntergatherer
08-02-2003, 01:40 PM
good one Rad

BLEED GREEN
08-05-2003, 08:55 AM
Nice!