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Southern Birth Control
After having their 11th child, an Alabama
couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said
the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
(fireworks are legal in Alabama)
"light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear
and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor,
"I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a
cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry
bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed
the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee,
Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia
After having their 11th child, an Alabama
couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian
and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a
procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said
the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb,"
(fireworks are legal in Alabama)
"light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear
and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor,
"I may not be the smartest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a
cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry
bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed
the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee,
Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia
