~Understanding Man Talk~

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Translated: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am
hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, p-lease don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated: "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

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This is terrible, but I forgot my wifes on more than one occasion......her b-day is 01-01

Sachet said:

[B"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
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Oh man! How many times have I heard this one! LOL
And there's no chance of stopping for directions or a map either in a sitch like this!

oOoOo Saks!
It doesn't get much easier than 01-01! *lol*
I'm terrible at remembering birthday & anniversary dates..

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T82 said:

Oh man! How many times have I heard this one! LOL
And there's no chance of stopping for directions or a map either in a sitch like this!

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*LMAO*
That one was my favorite outta the bunch

I'm pretty certain those are all filthy awful lies.

Oh? Where's your proof then?

*takes your hand in mine & starts filing your nails*
Polish?

I'll take the clear coat.


And you already know I have no proof. Mostly because as a man, I haven't thought that far ahead.

Besides you know how bad my memory is...............

I heard you...

auriflex said:

I'll take the clear coat.


And you already know I have no proof. Mostly because as a man, I haven't thought that far ahead.

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*applies a clear coat & removes your other hand from the finger bowl and dries it in a soft, fluffy towel*

Just outta curiosity, how far ahead is the norm?

*applies a mosturizing cream with a lovely areoma to your hand & begins massaging it, paying careful attention to each finger equally*

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Just outta curiosity, how far ahead is the norm?

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Depends if theres football involved or not.

Sachet said:

*applies a clear coat & removes your other hand from the finger bowl and dries it in a soft, fluffy towel*

Just outta curiosity, how far ahead is the norm?

*applies a mosturizing cream with a lovely areoma to your hand & begins massaging it, paying careful attention to each finger equally*

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Auri, that's no moisturizing creme.....it's just Palmolive, and Sachet's real name is "Madge"

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

OK, so this one pretty much sums me up

bigshug said:

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

OK, so this one pretty much sums me up

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No Shit!

Somehow I knew you'd have something to say about this one....LMAO

I can't find my wallet (slamming everything in sight) Oh yea it's in my bag, friends truck or even back pocket....

*LOL@badger*

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Auri, that's no moisturizing creme.....it's just Palmolive, and Sachet's real name is "Madge"

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The areoma must have scared him off

directions I know this place like the back of my hand.