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Bubba was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I think I know everyone
there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I bet I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Bubba how about tom
Cruise?" "Sure, yes,
Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knocked on Tom Cruise's
door, and sure
enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend
come on in and
join me for lunch! Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's
house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know
him, let's fly out to
Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the
tour and motions
him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my
way to a meeting, but
you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and
catch up." Well, the
boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they
leave the White House
grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name
anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly
to Rome. Bubba and
his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says,
"This will never
work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what.
I know all the
guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the
Pope." And he
disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an
hour later Bubba
emerges with the Pope on the balcony!
But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded
by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Bubba asks him, "What
happened?" His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out
on the balcony
and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with
Bubba?"
there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I bet I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff. "OK, Bubba how about tom
Cruise?" "Sure, yes,
Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knocked on Tom Cruise's
door, and sure
enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend
come on in and
join me for lunch! Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical.
After they leave Cruise's
house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Bubba says, "I know
him, let's fly out to
Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the
tour and motions
him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my
way to a meeting, but
you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and
catch up." Well, the
boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they
leave the White House
grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name
anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly
to Rome. Bubba and
his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says,
"This will never
work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what.
I know all the
guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the
Pope." And he
disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an
hour later Bubba
emerges with the Pope on the balcony!
But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded
by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Bubba asks him, "What
happened?" His
boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out
on the balcony
and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with
Bubba?"
