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>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
>me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
>it started."
>
>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
>
>The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
>
>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She shows him
>where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
>
>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
>her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
>be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
>
>He took her hand and said, "Second, I'd want you to relax..... Let's
>have a nice cup of coffee, and then ......." he sighed, "let's put all
>these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
>A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
>me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
>it started."
>
>Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
>
>The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
>
>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She shows him
>where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
>
>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
>her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to
>be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
>
>He took her hand and said, "Second, I'd want you to relax..... Let's
>have a nice cup of coffee, and then ......." he sighed, "let's put all
>these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
i didnt laugh (lie)
