What does this mean?

auriflex

New member

• Aug 30, 2003

• #1

My neighbor told me tonight that she can't eat, can't sleep, all she does is think about me.

I think it's because I have her chained in my basement, but I wanted to keep an open mind about it.

 

unique

New member

• Aug 30, 2003

• #2

chained !?!
lets hear more details ...

 

C

Chemical Evolution

Guest

• Aug 30, 2003

• #3

Auri,.. when are you gonna lay off the CrackPipe?????

 

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pudgy

New member

• Aug 30, 2003

• #4

it means she isnt gonna press charges, congrats johnny ballgame

 

bigshug

New member

• Aug 31, 2003

• #5

Dammit, pretty sure you have my tenant chained up down there.....she hasn't paid her rent for a month now!!

Take her check book to her, will you ?

 

midwtchamp

Banana

• Sep 1, 2003

• #6

the one time I locked someone in my closet they didnt like it much

 

sugaa

New member

• Sep 1, 2003

• #7

lol I hope she gets loose and uses the pruning shears on you.


Oh no I don't. We didnt get to see that pic yet.

 

BLEED GREEN

New member

• Sep 2, 2003

• #8

auriflex said:

My neighbor told me tonight that she can't eat, can't sleep, all she does is think about me.

I think it's because I have her chained in my basement, but I wanted to keep an open mind about it.

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And...............

 

midwtchamp

Banana

• Sep 2, 2003

• #9

then.....

 

Sachet

New member

• Sep 2, 2003

• #10

..I exclaim, 'if anyone is able to pick the lock on her chains.. will you do the same on my chasity belt?!'

 

auriflex

New member

• Sep 2, 2003

• #11

I put that belt on you for a reason. I think.

 

Sachet

New member

• Sep 2, 2003

• #12

*runs my pointerfinger's french manicured nail across the rim of the belt*

mkay.. then since you're in the business..
...may I at least have this row of rubies changed to sapphires?

 

auriflex

New member

• Sep 2, 2003

• #13

yes, but im not taking the belt off. I know your tricks. Maybe.