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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane, when the stranger
turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "how is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The
same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "how is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
