My new place smells like old people...

Sugarbaby

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #1

So I moved into a new apartment last month, it is great but it smells like old people. I tried everything to get rid of the smell...candles, plug-in air freshners, spray air freshners, leaving my shoes out (they have odor eaters in them ) EVERYTHING

but nothing worked.....until yesterday


Yesterday I was taking a bottle of perfume from my medicine cabinet to put it away in the closet because I never wear it. It was on my bathroom counter, I went to get something from my bedroom, came back into the bathroom to finish doing my hair and the cord of the blow dryer knocked the bottle off the counter. I didn't have time to clean it up so I just left it.

I came home from lunch to the aroma of Cool Water perfume! *nummy* Finally my problems had been solved, right? I cleaned up the perfume bottle's shards of glass and instantly remembered why I stopped wearing this perfume.










IT MAKES ME SNEEZE!!!!!!!!!!

 

BLEED GREEN

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #2

Try vinegar in an open container(about 3 oz) It works great on getting rid of Cig smoke!

 

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pudgy

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #3

i like your new place

 

saturn

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #4

My place smells like wet dog.....I'll trade you.

 

Sugarbaby

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #5

one dog for pudgy?

 

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Max-HC

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #6

So whens the house warming party

 

saturn

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #7

Sugarbaby said:

one dog for pudgy?

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The wet dog smell covered the pudgy smell....Now if I could only get his sweat stains out of my couch I'd be happy.

 

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pudgy

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #8

i have that new pudgy smell

 

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Badgermoon

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #9

Ummm... Shugarbaby. You're sure theres not a body laying around in a closet or something... right? :laugh:

 

bigshug

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #10

I was thinking the same thing Badger.......damned old people

 

auriflex

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #11

Old people have feelings too!

 

learner202

Banana

• Sep 10, 2003

• #12

Old people do stink though. ewww

 

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WeirdAl

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• Sep 10, 2003

• #13

c'mon, be nice to badger, and the rest of the old people

 

learner202

Banana

• Sep 10, 2003

• #14

I always said they smell and everyone acts like they dont. THEY STINK. I think a lot of em dont get out and air out their house much.

 

bigshug

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• Sep 11, 2003

• #15

you need to throw a few moth balls around to really capture the full effect of the old person aura

 

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Badgermoon

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• Sep 11, 2003

• #16

maybe I should just kill myself

 

Sugarbaby

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• Sep 11, 2003

• #17

So I went "body hunting" last night, I didn't find anything. So unless there are bones in the wall I don't think any old people have bitten the dust in my place and left their remains.


I did find something hairy though, I pray to got it was a toupee and not some rodent that had "gone to the other side"

 

bigshug

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• Sep 11, 2003

• #18

So far, I've found two rodents floating in the skimmer of my pool this week......

 

saturn

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• Sep 11, 2003

• #19

My cats keep leaving dead mice at the back door for me....I think they are trying to tell me I'm not eating right or something.