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pudgy
09-12-2003, 08:35 AM
The preacher's, Sunday sermon was,"Forgive Your Enemies."
He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies?
About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.
Now about 80 percent held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.
All responded, except one elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-three." she replied.
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how
a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said,
"It's easy, I just outlived those bitches

huntergatherer
09-12-2003, 08:38 AM
haha good one pudg

BLEED GREEN
09-12-2003, 10:30 AM
Nice

jaywooly
09-12-2003, 12:47 PM
LOL, that WAS good.

saturn
09-12-2003, 12:50 PM
Hahahaha.....

The only way I will out live my enemies is to start killing them....I have work to do.

Chemical Evolution
09-12-2003, 03:56 PM
LOL :D

kristylynn
09-12-2003, 04:00 PM
haha that's pretty good

jackhust
09-12-2003, 04:13 PM
lmaorof

Saks
09-12-2003, 07:37 PM
old people rule. I know some of em that are like that! Me mum works for a retirement community.