funniest start to a day

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Sep 17, 2003

• #1

Well my gf i guess you can call her stayed over last night. she has class at 9 so i woke her up, and she went in the bathroom to brush her teefs and put her contacts in. Instead of asking me what bottle to use, since I use a cleaner and a saline solution she just grabs the cleaner, and sprays it on the contact.

So i hear some crying and her laying on the ground. I just start laughing. she still cant see out of the eye. But it should be ok. Poor girl, ill give her a ring n a few min

 

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viper10139

Guest

• Sep 17, 2003

• #2

LOL sorry to hear that bro..damn.....

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Sep 17, 2003

• #3

at least its not my eye, i have done that before and it hurts bad

 

midwtchamp

Banana

• Sep 17, 2003

• #4

just tell her it burns like the other night when I..umm n/m

 

1bigmus

New member

• Sep 17, 2003

• #5

Get disposable Better yet, LASIK.

 

learner202

Banana

• Sep 17, 2003

• #6

U laughed at her? thats pretty funny. I bet she wanted to smack u, but was scared cuz ur so buff

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Sep 17, 2003

• #7

well i didnt knwo what else to do, she was laying on the ground. I did rinse her eye out with some saline, but it was just funny, i was whoring it up, and i hear crying and knew right away what happend

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Sep 17, 2003

• #8

footballcat said:

Poor girl, ill give her a ring n a few min

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FootballCat is getting married?

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Sep 17, 2003

• #9

Good share. A ring for it though?

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Sep 17, 2003

• #10

no ring, ive only known her 2 weke

 

Saks

New member

• Sep 17, 2003

• #11

footballcat said:

at least its not my eye, i have done that before and it hurts bad

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I just can't leave this one alone. Point it away from you next time! Don't point it directly tward you, or at least get a napkin ROTFLMFAO.

and yess I know we aren't talking about that.

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Sep 17, 2003

• #12

saks it has nothing to do with sex

 

footballcat

Hardly a Newbie

• Sep 17, 2003

• #13

we are just lifting in this room, these arnt barbells, these are by balls

 

midwtchamp

Banana

• Sep 17, 2003

• #14

hows the g/f doing??? Hope her vision isnt permanently impaired...oh wait I forgot her vision was already messed up from lookin at you lol jk jk

 

bigshug

New member

• Sep 18, 2003

• #15

nothing like laughing at the misfortune of others.....

 

BLEED GREEN

New member

• Sep 18, 2003

• #16

2 weeks and already a gf?