PO644
Banana
How 'Real' Men Bathe a Cat
1. Get beer from fidge, and Scrub toilet and flush several times.
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal
of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Drink Beer While
Waiting.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut
because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their
ass.
Go to Kitchen and get another beer while the kitty is calming down.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.
1. Get beer from fidge, and Scrub toilet and flush several times.
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal
of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Drink Beer While
Waiting.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut
because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their
ass.
Go to Kitchen and get another beer while the kitty is calming down.
7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.