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PO644
09-19-2003, 10:08 AM
How 'Real' Men Bathe a Cat



1. Get beer from fidge, and Scrub toilet and flush several times.

2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.

3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.

4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal
of sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while waiting.

5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat. Drink Beer While
Waiting.

6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it securely shut
because kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is lodged up their
ass.
Go to Kitchen and get another beer while the kitty is calming down.

7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer while waiting.

radical_P
09-19-2003, 10:12 AM
so mean but funny

bigshug
09-19-2003, 10:14 AM
If you've never tried to wash a cat, I highly recommend it. Any of you who think a cat can't f*ck you up - just try to wash one

BLEED GREEN
09-19-2003, 10:14 AM
It's good I do not have a cat or I might actually try that!

PO644
09-19-2003, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by BLEED GREEN
It's good I do not have a cat or I might actually try that!

lol BG

bigshug
09-19-2003, 10:16 AM
I actually heard once that if you died locked in a room with your dog and no one found you for weeks that when "they" did find you, the dog would be dead too as he'd die of starvation
The CAT on the other hand, would start with your eyeballs and would be fat and happy by the time you were discovered...
So, when you wake up in the middle of the night with kitty on your chest it ain't cuz he loves you, he's waiting for that last breath to eminate from your chest so's he can get to grubbin on the old peeps

PO644
09-19-2003, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by bigshug
If you've never tried to wash a cat, I highly recommend it. Any of you who think a cat can't f*ck you up - just try to wash one

oh i know i have a big fat manx my daughter washed her the other night damn should have heard the damn thing..remember in the news where a cat killed that old guy when he was washing it? the wife found him dead ,the damn cat scratched him so many times he bled to death

bigshug
09-19-2003, 10:26 AM
DAMN!!!
I'm not surprised though....I have a 120 pound akita who I could probably cut a leg off with a steak knife or something and he wouldn't ever put a tooth on me...

My siamese on the other hand was sleeping next to my wife when she rolled over on him...I awoke to her screaming, and it looked like a freakin' vampire had bitten her on the arm...

huntergatherer
09-19-2003, 11:49 AM
to bathe cats we used to put them in gunny sacks with a brick and toss it in the river...

T82
09-19-2003, 12:08 PM
Oh man, I was actually thinking of getting a cat but maybe not anymore!!! :eek:

Max-HC
09-19-2003, 12:09 PM
LMAO...

learner202
09-19-2003, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by bigshug
I actually heard once that if you died locked in a room with your dog and no one found you for weeks that when "they" did find you, the dog would be dead too as he'd die of starvation
The CAT on the other hand, would start with your eyeballs and would be fat and happy by the time you were discovered...
So, when you wake up in the middle of the night with kitty on your chest it ain't cuz he loves you, he's waiting for that last breath to eminate from your chest so's he can get to grubbin on the old peeps
Thats nasty man. I think my cat loves me too much to do anything like that.

saturn
09-19-2003, 01:38 PM
I have 4 cats (by marrage) I might try this tonight. If my wife doesn't stop me first.

PO644
09-19-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by saturn
I have 4 cats (by marrage) I might try this tonight. If my wife doesn't stop me first.

do it and let us know the outcome..lol

jaywooly
09-19-2003, 03:03 PM
I agree, 'd like to know if this actyually works.

Harvey Balboner
09-19-2003, 03:21 PM
lol I think I might do that to my girls cats tonight, that would be funny as hell

bigshug
09-20-2003, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by body2see
Most disturbing post to date, just where did you obtain such info and who told you this?? I can picture this story being told somewhere in a bar by a very very drunk Man.

I think Saks told me that one....

midwtchamp
09-20-2003, 08:44 PM
Actually if you put the cat in a bathtub and hold them by the nape of there neck and dont get their head wet they are easy to wash. They usually get tired of fighting if you have them by the nape of their neck their instinct is to freeze up. All the ones I have washed just sit there and wine after you start washing them after the initial struggle. OH yeah T I will fly up there and wash your "cat' anytime darling!

learner202
09-20-2003, 10:26 PM
Once when I was trippin I washed my cat. She fukked me up.

midwtchamp
09-21-2003, 02:26 AM
hey learner atleast you got torn up by some pu$$y