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radical_P
09-19-2003, 01:19 PM
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
> > > >wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he
> > > > prayed: "Dear Lord:
> > > >
> > > >___ I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
> > > >merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
> > > >please
allow
> >
> > > > her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."
> > > >
> > > >___ God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
> > > >morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
> > > >
> > > >___ He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,
> > > >set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
> > > >lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry
> > > >cleaning, took it
to
> > > > the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went
grocery
> > > > shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the
> > > > bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter
> > > > box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried
> > > > to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and
> > > > mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and
> > > > got into an argument
> > > > with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the
kids
> > > > organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board
> > > > and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30he began peeling
> > > > potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork
> > > > chops and
snapped
> > > > fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen,
> > > > ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put
> > > > them to bed.
> > > >
> > > >___ At 9 P.M.he was exhausted and, though his daily chores
> > > >weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make
> > > >love which
he
> >
> > > > managed to get through without complaint.
> > > >
> > > >___ The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed
> > > >and said,
> > > >
> > > >_ "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy
> > > >my wife's being able to stay home all day . Please, oh please,
> > > >let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied,
> > > >
> > > >___ "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be
> > > >happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just
> > > >have to
wait
> > > > nine
> > > > months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Choke03
09-19-2003, 01:22 PM
I never complain !! There isn't enuff money in the world to pay me what my wife goes thru !!

chelle
09-19-2003, 01:35 PM
So familiar...:p

radical_P
09-19-2003, 01:35 PM
My thoughts exactly

BLEED GREEN
09-19-2003, 02:09 PM
I would never want to change either

huntergatherer
09-19-2003, 02:42 PM
i've been mr mom for 2 months now and i wish i didn't have to go back to work next week. i took my paternal leave so i could bond with my son when the wife went back to work. the best 2 months of my life...

jaywooly
09-19-2003, 02:53 PM
Very funny joke.