learner202
Banana
Two Oakland Raider fans got on a flight leaving Denver to Oakland. One sat in the window seat and one sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Denver Bronco fan got on and took the isle seat next to the Raider fans. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was setting in when the Raider fan in the window seat said "I think I'll get up and get a Coke." "No problem," said the Bronco fan. "I'll get it for you." While he was gone the Raider fan picked up the Bronco's fan shoe and spit in it. When the Bronco fan returned with the coke, the other raider fan said "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again the Bronco fanobligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone the other Raider fan picked up his other shoe and spit in it too. The Bronco fan returned with the second Coke and they all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the flight. As the plane was landing, the Bronco fan slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" The Bronco fan asked. "This emnity between our people? This hatred? This animosity. This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes."
