JOkey joke...

> A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone.
> He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks
for
> everybody in the bar, because he announces his wife just produced a
typical
> Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new
baby
can
> weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs. "That's just about
average
> down home, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."
> Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
> "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
>
>
> Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say,
you're
the
> father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
> Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks, and
we
were
> gonna' call you. So how much does he weigh now?" The proud father
answers,
> "17 pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened?
He
> already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
>
>
> The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer,
wipes
> his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender, and proudly
says,
> "Had him circumcized."