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Harvey Balboner
Guest
1- Movie nudity is virtually always female.
2- Women's bathroom lines are 80% longer.
3- When clicking through TV channels, you don't have to stop at every sight of somebody crying.
4- All your orgasms are real.
5- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
6- Your last name stays put.
7- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
8- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
9- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
10- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
11- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
12- You don't have to shave below your neck.
13- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
14- You can write your name in the snow.
15- Flowers fix everything.
16- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
17- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
18- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
19- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
20- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
2- Women's bathroom lines are 80% longer.
3- When clicking through TV channels, you don't have to stop at every sight of somebody crying.
4- All your orgasms are real.
5- You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
6- Your last name stays put.
7- You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
8- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
9- Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
10- Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
11- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
12- You don't have to shave below your neck.
13- If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
14- You can write your name in the snow.
15- Flowers fix everything.
16- You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
17- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
18- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
19- You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
20- You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
