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scorpio
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A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81
>about 2 miles north
>of the Pa/Md state line. When the Trooper asked the
>driver why he was
>speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician
>and a juggler and he
>was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at
>the Zembo Shrine
>Circus and didn't want to be late.
>
>The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by
>juggling, and if the
>driver would do a little juggling for him that he
>wouldn't give him a
>ticket.
>
>The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his
>equipment on ahead
>and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told
>him that he had some
>flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he
>could juggle them.
>
>The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got
>three flares, lit them
>and handed them to the juggler.
>
>While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled
>in behind the patrol
>car, a drunk got out and watched the performance
>briefly, he then went over
>to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
>
>The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to
>the patrol car, opened
>the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was
>doing.
>
>The drunk replied, "You might as well take ME to
>jail, cause there's no
>way I can pass that test."
>about 2 miles north
>of the Pa/Md state line. When the Trooper asked the
>driver why he was
>speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician
>and a juggler and he
>was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at
>the Zembo Shrine
>Circus and didn't want to be late.
>
>The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by
>juggling, and if the
>driver would do a little juggling for him that he
>wouldn't give him a
>ticket.
>
>The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his
>equipment on ahead
>and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told
>him that he had some
>flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he
>could juggle them.
>
>The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got
>three flares, lit them
>and handed them to the juggler.
>
>While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled
>in behind the patrol
>car, a drunk got out and watched the performance
>briefly, he then went over
>to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
>
>The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to
>the patrol car, opened
>the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was
>doing.
>
>The drunk replied, "You might as well take ME to
>jail, cause there's no
>way I can pass that test."
