Munkeee de Sade
New member
1. “I’ve never been dumped by a woman. I’ve always been the dumper.”
2. “My mom is my best friend.”
3. “All the bartenders down there know me by name.”
4. “Can you imagine having sex with just one person for the rest of your life?”
5. “Order whatever you want—it’s my dad’s credit card.”
6. “You don’t think I come across as feminine, do you?”
7. “I plan to retire at 40.”(Which means we’ll be sitting home alone while you work 90 hous a week until then.)
8. “You can only tell the difference between real ones and fake ones by squeezing them.”
9. “That area is just full of strip joints. I mean, I’ve heard…”
10. “I’m my buddy’s alibi tonight—he’s out with some new babe from work.”
2. “My mom is my best friend.”
3. “All the bartenders down there know me by name.”
4. “Can you imagine having sex with just one person for the rest of your life?”
5. “Order whatever you want—it’s my dad’s credit card.”
6. “You don’t think I come across as feminine, do you?”
7. “I plan to retire at 40.”(Which means we’ll be sitting home alone while you work 90 hous a week until then.)
8. “You can only tell the difference between real ones and fake ones by squeezing them.”
9. “That area is just full of strip joints. I mean, I’ve heard…”
10. “I’m my buddy’s alibi tonight—he’s out with some new babe from work.”
