radical_P
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>A man takes the day off work and
> >decides to go out golfing.
> >He is on the second hole when he
> >notices a frog sitting next to
> >the green.
> >He thinks nothing of it and is
> >about to shoot when he
> >hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
> >The man looks around and doesn't
> >see anyone. Again, he
> >hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
> >at the frog and decides to
> >prove the frog wrong, puts the
> >club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
> >Boom!
> >He hits it 10 inches from the
> >cup. He is shocked. He says
> >to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
> >You must be a lucky frog, eh?
> >The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
> >The man decides to take the frog
> >with him to the next hole.
> >"What do you think frog?" the
> >man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
> >The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
> >Boom! Hole in one. The
> >man is befuddled and doesn't know
> >what to say. By the end
> >of the day, the man golfed the
> >best game of golf in his life and
> >asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
> >The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
> >" They go to Las Vegas
> >and the guy says, "OK frog, now
> >what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
> >approaching the roulette table, The man
> >asks, "What do you think I should
> >bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
> >$3000, black 6."
> >Now, this is a
> >million-to-one shot to win, but
> >after the golf game the man
> >figures what the heck.
> >Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
> >The man takes his winnings and
> >buys the best room in the
> >hotel. He sits the frog down and
> >says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> >You've won me all this money and
> >I am forever grateful."
> >The frog replies,
> >"Ribbit Kiss Me."
> >He figures why not,
> >since after all the frog did for
> >him, he deserves it. With a
> >kiss, the frog turns into a
> >gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
> >your honor, is how the girl
> >ended up in my room. So help me God
> >or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
> >decides to go out golfing.
> >He is on the second hole when he
> >notices a frog sitting next to
> >the green.
> >He thinks nothing of it and is
> >about to shoot when he
> >hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
> >The man looks around and doesn't
> >see anyone. Again, he
> >hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
> >at the frog and decides to
> >prove the frog wrong, puts the
> >club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
> >Boom!
> >He hits it 10 inches from the
> >cup. He is shocked. He says
> >to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
> >You must be a lucky frog, eh?
> >The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
> >The man decides to take the frog
> >with him to the next hole.
> >"What do you think frog?" the
> >man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
> >The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
> >Boom! Hole in one. The
> >man is befuddled and doesn't know
> >what to say. By the end
> >of the day, the man golfed the
> >best game of golf in his life and
> >asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
> >The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.
> >" They go to Las Vegas
> >and the guy says, "OK frog, now
> >what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
> >approaching the roulette table, The man
> >asks, "What do you think I should
> >bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
> >$3000, black 6."
> >Now, this is a
> >million-to-one shot to win, but
> >after the golf game the man
> >figures what the heck.
> >Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
> >The man takes his winnings and
> >buys the best room in the
> >hotel. He sits the frog down and
> >says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
> >You've won me all this money and
> >I am forever grateful."
> >The frog replies,
> >"Ribbit Kiss Me."
> >He figures why not,
> >since after all the frog did for
> >him, he deserves it. With a
> >kiss, the frog turns into a
> >gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
> >your honor, is how the girl
> >ended up in my room. So help me God
> >or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
