Gym Bastards and Bitches

LA · Sep 30, 2003

I always liked these threads because they give me a good chuckle, so please join in and let the bashing begin!

First, there actually is a guy at our gym who after finishing a workout, gathers up his stuff and walks up to the front desk to chat it up with the ladies who work there. Only problem is he never wears a shirt. One of the girls actually told me he placed her hand on his chest one time. The guy's body isn't bad but he has some work to do to get to the GQ level of life.

Next we've got power guy Sam. Sam thinks he got a great bench and is always lending advise- if you asked for it or not. Yesterday Sam was bragging about get 315 for 3 reps on a flat bench. Once while in a group the subject of Sam came up. Someone asked me what a good bench was anyways. I think a "good" bench is 1 1/2 times bodyweight. Now you guessed it, Sam isn't even benching his own weight.

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saturn · Sep 30, 2003

Well I like the bench press kids. They come in a couple times a week and do flat benches. They make sure to make a lot of noise so everybody looks and witnesses thier feets of strength. I love it when they finish and stand in front of the mirror flexing thier 12 inch arms and comment to each other how "ripped" they are.

footballcat · Sep 30, 2003

lol, how bout the guys who are in the gym who go 1/4 way down on squats, and load like 300 on there.

There is a guy in are gym, he put 24-45# plates on the leg press, he moved his legs a total of 3 inches, i could do that all day.

Or the people who only do bis, and take up the squat rack, we only have two squat racks, but we have 6 precher curl racks.

BLEED GREEN · Sep 30, 2003

I have a guy we will call Walter Waterjug. In decent shape but does not train hard or for more than 1/2 hour at a time-He always wears wristraps(even on leg day) and alawys and I mean always has his trusty see-thru empty milk container 1 gallon water jug with him. Do not get in line at the water fountain behind him because it is going to be 2-3 mins.........

BLEED GREEN · Sep 30, 2003

footballcat said:
lol, how bout the guys who are in the gym who go 1/4 way down on squats, and load like 300 on there.

There is a guy in are gym, he put 24-45# plates on the leg press, he moved his legs a total of 3 inches, i could do that all day.

Or the people who only do bis, and take up the squat rack, we only have two squat racks, but we have 6 precher curl racks.

Still pissed about the squat rack I see.........lol

BiggerStronger · Sep 30, 2003

Well, there's the screamers that bug the shit out of me.

There's ths guy at my gym who is pretty damn strong I'll admit...but everytime he does any lifts he screams as he's putting up the weight...not a little scream, but one that screws up everyone in the gym. It sounds like he's about to be ran over by a bus or something. grunts are ok screaming is not...

after his screaming fit he slams the damn weights to the ground like he's trying to break the things. You don't throw (with force) 140 lbs dumbells to the ground if you can help it. Dropping them is ok if need be, but everytime for almost every excercise???

footballcat · Sep 30, 2003

yes, the squat rack thing pisses me off, cause i squat on monday. And i swear all the lil fags come in on monday and do bis and bench.

BiggerStronger · Sep 30, 2003

saturn said:
Well I like the bench press kids. They come in a couple times a week and do flat benches. They make sure to make a lot of noise so everybody looks and witnesses thier feets of strength. I love it when they finish and stand in front of the mirror flexing thier 12 inch arms and comment to each other how "ripped" they are.

its not ok to do this? lol

Yeah, those kids are a waste of space (in the gym anyway). Sitting at the benches - holding up everyone else from quickly finishing their sets, they rest for like 3-4 minutes in between sets and sit around and talk.

saturn · Sep 30, 2003

Oh yes the 1/4 rep gang. They are usually training with the assited dead lift crew. They load way more weight than they can possibly lift then have someone spot them and help them get 6 reps. The spotter usually ends up doing a great set of dead lifts by the time it's all over.

LA · Sep 30, 2003

footballcat said:
yes, the squat rack thing pisses me off, cause i squat on monday. And i swear all the lil fags come in on monday and do bis and bench.

I forgot about our squat person because he was in jail for the last 6 weeks (unfortunately not for squating improperly, but when I become King....). 4 plates, 4 inches. I keep thinking that's about all his BF's got so why go down any further?

There is also the 4 plate bench guy. I still haven't figured this one out. He puts 4 plates on each side and then slides the bar up along the support and stops right before actually lifting the bar off the rack. Then down and up for another rep. They guy's a boxer so I keep thinking it's some sort of boxing exercise but nobody else can figure it out either.

harliquin76 · Sep 30, 2003

I'm still new to the gym but the one thing that pisses me off are those guys that come in and do nothing but bench press. maybe 10 sets of 1 rep but they take 5 hours to do it.

then you have your talkers. the ones that come and just stretch and talk all day. the girls are their to meet guys and the guys there to meet girls type people.

and the one thing that pisses me off more than anything ( if I was juiceing I would totally freak out becuase I almost do now) is a crowded ass gym where you can't do anything becuase you are always always waiting on someone.

I wish I could just by my own gym and let like 10 people use it.

footballcat · Sep 30, 2003

im done n under an hour everyday, that is my goal to keep my intensity up, and just get the shit done. No need to spend 2 hours in the gym

learner202 · Sep 30, 2003

I will tell you what I hate. There is this kid (probably like17) He is in ok shape but he looks like a total queer. He wears these little spandex half shirts and always calls me bro. It is like man I am not ur motha fukin bro. And god for bid he always asks me for a spot, meanwhile calling me bro bro bro bro..... ahhh!

shiko24 · Sep 30, 2003

there is a guy at my gym who is older maybe 40 and is way out of shape comes in to workout in a polo shirt and kakhi shorts and spends all his time talking to every girl in there like he is going to get some what a dork!

or the "italian pony" I call him this guy comes in wearing jeans and a polotype shirt loads the preacher curl machine up with 3 45# plates and grunts all throught his set and when he gets done stands up walks to the mirrior runs his fingers through his hair and flexes his 13 inch arms like he did something

or the 4 cops who come in and take up 2 hours on the smith machine doing bench presses and spend more time talking about the tickets they gave out this week

or the run around kids ! god I hate these boys they do 1 set of every exercise in the gym and have no clue as to the fact that they did nothing they do chest one time bis one time and the back then something else I am like man you kids are making me dizy!

midwtchamp · Sep 30, 2003

I hate the fockers that run my gym w/there crap music they play.
Then there is the 12 yrs old (well maybe 17) that do the one set shit and then flex in the mirror like they did something. I like making them feel real shitty...they were flexing one day and I was getting ready to do some posing (precomp) they were doing their massive bi flexing...so I just went over there and said hey wanna compare...from that day on they never flex when I am in there lol.

midwtchamp · Sep 30, 2003

And then there is the old 92938470 yr. old man that wants to tlak to everyone and tell them how to do everything and they way he used to lift when he was "your" age...I say who gives a shit you are 233 yr. old things have changed!

rico* · Sep 30, 2003

I hate the guy who comes in and hits the weight hard and dosnt talk to anyone or offer any advice O wait thats me

haha

cr4sh · Sep 30, 2003

Lol, there's this two bitches (workout partners) they walk like faggots with their tang tops on..and the gym is so big you can even hear them giving motivation..one to another..he was like COME ON BABY, ONE MORE SET COME ON YOU CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW, DO IT..YOU CAN DO IT, YOU'RE THE MAN, YOU WANNA LOOK GOOD IN THE MIRROR AND HAVE LADIES NOTICE YOU PUSH THAT IRON...etc..funny shit.

Koevoet · Sep 30, 2003

The idiots that grab a set of 15 lb D/B's and then proceed to do 'swing' curls right next to my while I'm trying to do heavy flyes. One day I'm gonna drop a 75 on one of their feet.

learner202 · Sep 30, 2003

I also hate the old guys who talk a ton. SOOO frickin annoying

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