My head hurts...

So, this morning i stopped at my local gas station for an icey beverage and a protein bar. I noticed a lovely young lady pumping gas as a walked in the store , so i made eye contact and smiled at her. She smiled back and i went into the store hurridly picking up my items and paying so i could go meet this vision of loveliness before she finished her task. In my haist i failed to notice the small hispanic gentleman standing in line behind. As i turned around replacing my card in my wallet i rushed toward the door without looking up. I bumped someone and turned to say excuse me and noticed noone was there. I looked down and to my horror this guy was sitting in the floor about to stand up, he had a full cup of steaming hot coffee poured all over his flannell shirt and the area on the floor around him. " Lo siento amigo, excucha me" I said (im sorry my friend, excuse me) He shook his head and kind of pointed to his already soiled clothing and said de nada (think nothing of it) . So, already missing my chance to meet this cutie in my clumsyness i poured him another cup of coffee and paid for it. As i was leaving the store he started talking with his other amigos and all i could understand as he hurriedly recounted the story to them was >>>>>>>Goldberg>>>> , LMAO. Oh well.

If he really thought you were goldberg, you probably gave him the thrill of his life, lol

No i think he was being a wiseass, but hey i desrved it, lol

I bet by the end of the day in his stories, you are Goldberg

So you trucked over the little guy AND missed the chick?

yes

you speared him with yor car

Chin up. Tomorrow is another day, Senor Goldberg!

Man that just aint right and excuse me in spanish is "con permiso" just for future reference lol

hahahaha and if he bitches at you again tell him "mama la pinga"
thats all I learned in HS when I took Spanish..

midwtchamp said:

Man that just aint right and excuse me in spanish is "con permiso" just for future reference lol

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Good to know, bro. Maybe I should take you to mexico with me, put you in my suitcase or shaving bag or something

ALs goin to mexico, that sounds like a good place to go

your head may hurt but your face is killing me ! lol j/k

shiko24

Damn baby- did not know you were a clutz..... heheheh

Ahhh poor Pudge lost the girl. Can I console you in any way?

HEY PETITE...... WHATS UP....YOU LUV TEEK TOO?

SEXYMAMA said:

HEY PETITE...... WHATS UP....YOU LUV TEEK TOO?

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Hey girl! Of course I love Teek! We are getting married. Haven't you heard?

OMG....can I be in the wedding at least girl...... We could have fun on the honeymoon together heheheh

SEXYMAMA said:

OMG....can I be in the wedding at least girl...... We could have fun on the honeymoon together heheheh

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Sure, you can be my brides maid. Yes, you can join us on the honeymoon but, you and Teek can only play with me. LOL I'm in the middle!

WeirdAl said:

Good to know, bro. Maybe I should take you to mexico with me, put you in my suitcase or shaving bag or something

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Hey man I am game for mexico lol I speak spanish almost fluently....