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mailboxkillR
10-05-2003, 09:40 PM
THE CAT


You don't have to own a cat or be owned by one to appreciate this...



A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone
line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.



They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.



They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always
tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the
husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the
man in hot pursuit.


The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon
."He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."



A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.



"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I
hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"


The cabdriver hit a parked car

shiko24
10-05-2003, 11:12 PM
thats funny!


^bump

mcinfo
10-06-2003, 08:29 AM
Thats a funny one

saturn
10-06-2003, 09:25 AM
LOL...

BLEED GREEN
10-06-2003, 09:29 AM
lol