Woman Drivers

Driving to the office this morning on the interstate,



I looked over to my left. There was a woman in a



brand new Mustang, doing 65 miles per hour, with



her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner.





I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I



looked back she was halfway over in my lane,



still working on that makeup.





As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so



much that I dropped my electric shaver, which



knocked the doughnut out of my other hand. In all



the confusion of trying to straighten out the car



using my knees against the steering wheel,



my cell phone fell away from my ear,



landed in the coffee between my legs,



splashed and burned Big John and the Twins,



ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call.



Damn women drivers.

ha! how are the boys doin now mailbox?

mailboxkillR said:

As a man, I don't scare easily.

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yeh, if they believe that - they'll believe you have friends too!!

c'mon - - ya wanna talk about NJ Mountains?

LOL

jett you lied about the mountains looked what ccapel posted
http://board1.mantisforums.com/upload/showthread.php?threadid=21450

mailboxkillR said:

jett you lied about the mountains looked what ccapel posted
http://board1.mantisforums.com/upload/showthread.php?threadid=21450

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cc is referrring to the pine lands - not the upper N. Jersey area of Sussex County - - Mountains I tell ya! I lose the signals in the valleys and can't get your text msgs - once I came back down the mountain I get nailed by the hundreds you send looking for dating advice, women advice, financial advice, gear advice, life advice, .... you get the pic now don't cha.

and by the way bro - - you'll see them soon enough since YOU lost the bet there little guy!....

JettLagged said:

cc is referrring to the pine lands - not the upper N. Jersey area of Sussex County - - Mountains I tell ya! I lose the signals in the valleys and can't get your text msgs - once I came back down the mountain I get nailed by the hundreds you send looking for dating advice, women advice, financial advice, gear advice, life advice, .... you get the pic now don't cha.

and by the way bro - - you'll see them soon enough since YOU lost the bet there little guy!....

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mountains my ass it's as flat as your chest. As far as advice well let me tell ya "dating/woman" as I sit in my apartment alone posting on MC "financial" I pick up cans/bottles for the deposit to make rent "gear" please you with a little over 300+ posts "life" I always think about reincarnation as far as what I want to be when I come back. OHHH YEA it's a real shame you SUPOSELY lose a signal in the as you call them mountains

mailboxkillR said:

mountains my ass it's as flat as your chest. As far as advice well let me tell ya "dating/woman" as I sit in my apartment alone posting on MC "financial" I pick up cans/bottles for the deposit to make rent "gear" please you with a little over 300+ posts "life" I always think about reincarnation as far as what I want to be when I come back. OHHH YEA it's a real shame you SUPOSELY lose a signal in the as you call them mountains

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hey, I said you were looking for advice, I didn't say I gave you any or that you listened to what I said.

hmmm.... me and my 300+ posts "life" and your 1700 posts "life" ... makes ya wonder who has a "life"

and as I said originally, you'll see for yourself soon enough (if we decide to let you back in the state - took us long enough to clean it up once you left!...)

and for all of you that don't know me and Mail ..... it's all in fun....... check ya at lunch time little guy.

and that reminds me - - no more calling my job (mind you guys - large upper class company) and some dick weed (aka MAILBOXKILLR) has the receptionist annouce over the intercom (company wide) "MR. JETT.... MILES LONG ON LINE 2738"....

check the name on yahoo if you dont know who it is.....

classic I tell ya.

payback SUCKS!!