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scorpio
10-12-2003, 06:17 PM
WHY MEN DIE FIRST!!



This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but, now
we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work hard enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.

If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.

If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape.....you're sexist.

If you don't....you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape........you're vain.

If you don't......you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.....you're after something.

If you don't.......you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

If you don't......there must be someone else.



So................





Men die first because they want to!!

huntergatherer
10-12-2003, 06:19 PM
words to live by scorp!

chelle
10-12-2003, 06:20 PM
men have it pretty rough, huh??? :p

Chemical Evolution
10-12-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by chelle
men have it pretty rough, huh??? :p

Got that right! ;)

MASSSMAN
10-12-2003, 07:25 PM
Wow Scorp I never looked at it that way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO GO AND SPANK THE MONKEY UNTIL I CROKE!!!!!!!!!!! Hey if your going out you might as well have fun doing it!:D J/K
The sad thing is there was alot of truth to what you wrote, and don't fear I am not going to spank until I croke because then I wouldn't be able to work out any more:D I'll just spank until I am bored:rolleyes:

The Big Cheese
10-12-2003, 07:26 PM
so true

midwtchamp
10-12-2003, 07:34 PM
this is tooo true women be trifling!

mcinfo
10-13-2003, 02:16 PM
Funny stuff

WeirdAl
10-13-2003, 02:19 PM
one of your most informative posts, scorp!

getinripped
10-13-2003, 02:25 PM
Hey back off the woman ...........if it werent for them we would be beating our monkeys to pictures of canned fruit ....LOL

petite
10-13-2003, 02:29 PM
Scorp, I take back those kisses I gave you the other day! :p

pudgy
10-13-2003, 02:32 PM
men die first because they have to decide where to go and what to do every single f-ing time :)

footballcat
10-13-2003, 02:40 PM
this is the truth

petite
10-13-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by pudgy
men die first because they have to decide where to go and what to do every single f-ing time :) Well, there went your 4 hours! :p

Harvey Balboner
10-13-2003, 02:49 PM
yep it's funny because it's true

BLEED GREEN
10-13-2003, 02:51 PM
Oh boy, This is the big one...aghhhhh

pudgy
10-13-2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by petite
Well, there went your 4 hours! :p

think fast !!!


but baby it wasnt me, i stepped away from my computer to go potty and some evil man hating person tried to sabotage me. you know i think i see the moon and the stars when i look into your eyes . i could get lost for hours just staring at them.



:cool: out of trouble in nearly record time. :cool:

petite
10-13-2003, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by pudgy
think fast !!!


but baby it wasnt me, i stepped away from my computer to go potty and some evil man hating person tried to sabotage me. you know i think i see the moon and the stars when i look into your eyes . i could get lost for hours just staring at them.



:cool: out of trouble in nearly record time. :cool: ok, we are cool now! You're 4 hours is back on! :D

Saks
10-13-2003, 07:58 PM
Nice post of the truth Scorp