> > Harley Davidson vs God
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
> > > > Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
> > > > Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have
> > > > changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you
> > > > want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
> > > > "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne
> > > > Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't
> > > > you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."
> > > > "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
>major
> > > > design flaws in your invention:
> > > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
> > > > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
> > > > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
> > > > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
> > > > 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.
> > > > 6. And it requires a lot of attention. "Hmmmm, you may have some
>good
> > > > points there," replied God,"hold on."
> > > > God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
> >waited
> > > > for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
>read
> > > > it.
> > > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
>Arthur.
> > > > "But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
>than
> > > > yours."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
> > > > Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told
> > > > Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have
> > > > changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you
> > > > want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said,
> > > > "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne
> > > > Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't
> > > > you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."
> > > > "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
>major
> > > > design flaws in your invention:
> > > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
> > > > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
> > > > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
> > > > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
> > > > 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.
> > > > 6. And it requires a lot of attention. "Hmmmm, you may have some
>good
> > > > points there," replied God,"hold on."
> > > > God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and
> >waited
> > > > for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God
>read
> > > > it.
> > > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
>Arthur.
> > > > "But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention
>than
> > > > yours."
