Good ol George Carlin

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
And then you die. What's that? A bonus?
I think the life-cycle is all backwards.
You should die first and get it all over with.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young.
You get a gold watch.
You go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol and party.
You get ready for high school.
You go to grade school and become a kid.
You play. You have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby & go back into the womb.
You spend your last nine months floating...
Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it
 
But wouldn't you then start out with all the mmories of you life. Have knowledge of wondrful surprises you have in your life, and thenloe those things and memories of things you really loved in your life? And could you face some of the diffcult challenges you have been though, knowing that they were comming?
From my experience in life s far, I couldn't do it.

OK... now that I've ruined the fun...
 
Badgermoon said:
But wouldn't you then start out with all the mmories of you life. Have knowledge of wondrful surprises you have in your life, and thenloe those things and memories of things you really loved in your life? And could you face some of the diffcult challenges you have been though, knowing that they were comming?
From my experience in life s far, I couldn't do it.

OK... now that I've ruined the fun...

I like how you are able to put a different spin on things, Badgermoon. You seem to always look at things from all angles :)
 
good ole badger always has a way of opening our eyes to the good things in life. i can't wait to grow old with the one i love and just hunt and fish til i die.
 
huntergatherer said:
good ole badger always has a way of opening our eyes to the good things in life. i can't wait to grow old with the one i love and just hunt and fish til i die.
Thats odd, my ex always said I was boreing and negative.:confused:
 
chelle said:
I don't see that at all.
Being a realist doesn't make one negative.
That's what I always thought, but after you hear it enough...
 
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