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> > A hip young man buys a 1998 Ferrari GTO, the most expensive car in world
> > with a price in the range of $500,000, and takes it out for a spin.
> >
> > While stopping for a red light, an old man on a Moped (both about 90
> Years
> > old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny new
> > car and asks, "Hey sonny, what kind of car ya' got there?"
> >
> > The young man replies, "A 1998 Ferrari GTO. They cost about half a
> > million dollars!"
> >
> > "That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost
> > so much?"
> >
> > "Because this baby can do up to 320 miles an hour!" the owner boasts.
> >
> > The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the
> > owner. The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
> >
> > Leaning back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
> > all right!" As the light changes, the guy decides to show the old man
> > what his car can do.
> >
> > He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
> > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be
> > getting closer!
> >
> > He slows down to see what it could be, and whhhoooossshhh!
> > Something whips by him, going much faster!
> >
> > "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" The young man
> > asks himself. Ahead, a dot is speeding back at him. Whoooooosh! It goes
> > by
> > again in the opposite direction! It looked like the old man on the
> Moped!
> >
> > "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
> > He sees the dot again in his rear view mirror. Whooooosh! Ka-BbblaMMM!
> > Something plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
> >
> > The young man jumps out. It IS the old man!!! Both he and his Moped
> > are in bad shape. He runs up to the old man, concern overtaking his
> > anger,
> > and says, "Lie still! You're pretty banged up. Is there anything I can
> do
> > for
> > you?"
> >
> > With a moan, the old man replies, "Yes..... Unhook my suspenders from
> > your side-view mirror!"
>
> > A hip young man buys a 1998 Ferrari GTO, the most expensive car in world
> > with a price in the range of $500,000, and takes it out for a spin.
> >
> > While stopping for a red light, an old man on a Moped (both about 90
> Years
> > old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny new
> > car and asks, "Hey sonny, what kind of car ya' got there?"
> >
> > The young man replies, "A 1998 Ferrari GTO. They cost about half a
> > million dollars!"
> >
> > "That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost
> > so much?"
> >
> > "Because this baby can do up to 320 miles an hour!" the owner boasts.
> >
> > The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the
> > owner. The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
> >
> > Leaning back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
> > all right!" As the light changes, the guy decides to show the old man
> > what his car can do.
> >
> > He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph.
> > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be
> > getting closer!
> >
> > He slows down to see what it could be, and whhhoooossshhh!
> > Something whips by him, going much faster!
> >
> > "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" The young man
> > asks himself. Ahead, a dot is speeding back at him. Whoooooosh! It goes
> > by
> > again in the opposite direction! It looked like the old man on the
> Moped!
> >
> > "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"
> > He sees the dot again in his rear view mirror. Whooooosh! Ka-BbblaMMM!
> > Something plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end.
> >
> > The young man jumps out. It IS the old man!!! Both he and his Moped
> > are in bad shape. He runs up to the old man, concern overtaking his
> > anger,
> > and says, "Lie still! You're pretty banged up. Is there anything I can
> do
> > for
> > you?"
> >
> > With a moan, the old man replies, "Yes..... Unhook my suspenders from
> > your side-view mirror!"
>
