radical_P
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A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to the chief.
>> The chief says to the cowboy, "You gonna die. But we sorry for you, so
>> give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown on the third day,
>> you die. What is first wish? "The cowboy says, "I want to see my
>> horse."
>> The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear, whispers
>> something, then slaps the horse. The horse takes off.Two hours later,
>> the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse
>> and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at
>> each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing."
>> The second day the chief asks, "What you wish today?" The cowboy
>> responds, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his
>> horse.
>> The cowboy leans over to the horse,whispers something in the horse's
>> ear,
>> then slaps the horse. The horse goes running again. Two hours later the
>> horse returns with a naked redhead.She gets off and goes into the teepee
>> with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical
>> white
>> man - gonna die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."The last day
>> comes, and the chief says, "This is your last wish white man.
>> What you want?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
>> The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by his ears,
>> looks him straight in the eyes and says, "Read my lips, I said POSSE!"
>> The chief says to the cowboy, "You gonna die. But we sorry for you, so
>> give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown on the third day,
>> you die. What is first wish? "The cowboy says, "I want to see my
>> horse."
>> The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear, whispers
>> something, then slaps the horse. The horse takes off.Two hours later,
>> the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse
>> and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at
>> each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing."
>> The second day the chief asks, "What you wish today?" The cowboy
>> responds, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his
>> horse.
>> The cowboy leans over to the horse,whispers something in the horse's
>> ear,
>> then slaps the horse. The horse goes running again. Two hours later the
>> horse returns with a naked redhead.She gets off and goes into the teepee
>> with the cowboy. The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical
>> white
>> man - gonna die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."The last day
>> comes, and the chief says, "This is your last wish white man.
>> What you want?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
>> The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by his ears,
>> looks him straight in the eyes and says, "Read my lips, I said POSSE!"
