jaywooly
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As I stated on Thursday BiggerStronger, Myself, and 2 other buddies went down to So. Cal. Man was the trip awesome.
First off, we were staying in Westwood. That's basically the UCLA campus. We ended up staying in some college apartments right off campus. And another thing, 4 girls occupied the apartment we were staying in. It was one of my buddies' girlfriend (well sort of).
So the drive down took about 9 hours. And we left from Walunt Creek CA (very close to Oakland). So in other words, we did NOT make good time. It was all good, BiggerStronger and Myself were still drunk from the night before.
When we got down there we were all introduced to the other ladies of the house. They were all very nice girls. As a matter of fact, one of the girls was so nice, she gave two blow jobs to BiggerStronger with barely knowing the guy. I should add, she asked for nothing in return. (Sorry Bigger if you did NOT want me to tell that part, I just thought it would make decent conversation)
The first night we went to a few bars. One was called Maloney's and the next was called The Brewery (or something of that nature). Both had a very laid back enviroment with great looking females. The dudes down there were nice and chill, the ladies were fine and wild!
The next day was our day to do stuff. One of the buddies that we went down there with is actually transfering to University of Long Beach. So we went on that campus. Once again, lovely ladies. Something very funny, we saw that they sell beer on campus @ U of Long Beach.
That particular night we went to the Sunset Strip. OMG, nothing but models (guys and girls) driving $100k+ cars. As a matter of fact, we thought we saw Penelopy Cruz (sp?) driving a Ferarri. My goodness, talk about the high life (no not the beer either).
So our last day there, actually the day were driving back we wanted to give our homeboy a chance alone with his girlfriend (not BiggerStronger, the other bro). So three of us guys, and the girl that blew off BiggerStronger drove out to Malibu. We saw some great beaches and great women. Peperdine U is in Malibu and I'll say one thing, that has go to be the greatest campus in the world. It overlooks the beach and it's clean and big as fuck!
After that we went to Venice Beach. Bigger and myself were the one's really pushing for that. We got there and were walking about for a while. Then just as I stated in another post, we were kinda itching to work out at Muscle Beach, Venice Beach. So me and Bigger go up to the office and try to get a one day pass. The pass only cost $5 (for the entire day). That to me is a great deal. Here in the Bay Area for a one day pass at 24-hour Bitchness costs 10 dollars no joke. Anyway, they would NOT let BiggerStronger into the gym area because he was wearing beach sandals. We were going to workout in shifts and keep trading my shoes but decided it would be more trouble that it would be worth it.
So then the drive back took about 6 hours. Which was not bad considering we took many pit stops and we were driving along a car full of hot girls. We were kinda being stupid with these chicks and waving in there direction and doing other various comical gestures. Then the one in the back seat flashed us! She hiked up her little to and showed us her tits. That was pretty cool. So I get the idea to be greedy and ask for more. They don't comply. So I figure that pehaps we may need to give them something in return. BiggerStronger just so happened to be on the propper side to do such a thing. So he whips out the old donkey. His junk in flapping in the wind and stuff. We couldn't seem to get a reaction out of them. So we get in front and put the windshield spry on and since were on the freeway it actually is getting their car. So they catch up and flash us again!!! So we decide to return the favor once again. This time it was out buddy in the front seat, the one w/o the girlfriend down there. So he's hanging out the window and letting his stuff flap around. THE FUNNY THING IS that once the caught up again the hot one in the back stuck out her hand and put her index and thumb about an inch and a half apart motioning that he has a small penis. Our friend was pretty upset for a while afterwards.
So that's about it kids. In case you were wondering everyone that went down there was 21 except out friend with the small junk, he's 22 years old. There was quite a few otyher stories to tell, but I'll save for another thread.
Actually I do have a good story about a gut at Venice Beach that falls under the Gym Bastards and Bitches genre. Keep a look out for it, actually I'll make it another thread.
First off, we were staying in Westwood. That's basically the UCLA campus. We ended up staying in some college apartments right off campus. And another thing, 4 girls occupied the apartment we were staying in. It was one of my buddies' girlfriend (well sort of).
So the drive down took about 9 hours. And we left from Walunt Creek CA (very close to Oakland). So in other words, we did NOT make good time. It was all good, BiggerStronger and Myself were still drunk from the night before.
When we got down there we were all introduced to the other ladies of the house. They were all very nice girls. As a matter of fact, one of the girls was so nice, she gave two blow jobs to BiggerStronger with barely knowing the guy. I should add, she asked for nothing in return. (Sorry Bigger if you did NOT want me to tell that part, I just thought it would make decent conversation)
The first night we went to a few bars. One was called Maloney's and the next was called The Brewery (or something of that nature). Both had a very laid back enviroment with great looking females. The dudes down there were nice and chill, the ladies were fine and wild!
The next day was our day to do stuff. One of the buddies that we went down there with is actually transfering to University of Long Beach. So we went on that campus. Once again, lovely ladies. Something very funny, we saw that they sell beer on campus @ U of Long Beach.
That particular night we went to the Sunset Strip. OMG, nothing but models (guys and girls) driving $100k+ cars. As a matter of fact, we thought we saw Penelopy Cruz (sp?) driving a Ferarri. My goodness, talk about the high life (no not the beer either).
So our last day there, actually the day were driving back we wanted to give our homeboy a chance alone with his girlfriend (not BiggerStronger, the other bro). So three of us guys, and the girl that blew off BiggerStronger drove out to Malibu. We saw some great beaches and great women. Peperdine U is in Malibu and I'll say one thing, that has go to be the greatest campus in the world. It overlooks the beach and it's clean and big as fuck!
After that we went to Venice Beach. Bigger and myself were the one's really pushing for that. We got there and were walking about for a while. Then just as I stated in another post, we were kinda itching to work out at Muscle Beach, Venice Beach. So me and Bigger go up to the office and try to get a one day pass. The pass only cost $5 (for the entire day). That to me is a great deal. Here in the Bay Area for a one day pass at 24-hour Bitchness costs 10 dollars no joke. Anyway, they would NOT let BiggerStronger into the gym area because he was wearing beach sandals. We were going to workout in shifts and keep trading my shoes but decided it would be more trouble that it would be worth it.
So then the drive back took about 6 hours. Which was not bad considering we took many pit stops and we were driving along a car full of hot girls. We were kinda being stupid with these chicks and waving in there direction and doing other various comical gestures. Then the one in the back seat flashed us! She hiked up her little to and showed us her tits. That was pretty cool. So I get the idea to be greedy and ask for more. They don't comply. So I figure that pehaps we may need to give them something in return. BiggerStronger just so happened to be on the propper side to do such a thing. So he whips out the old donkey. His junk in flapping in the wind and stuff. We couldn't seem to get a reaction out of them. So we get in front and put the windshield spry on and since were on the freeway it actually is getting their car. So they catch up and flash us again!!! So we decide to return the favor once again. This time it was out buddy in the front seat, the one w/o the girlfriend down there. So he's hanging out the window and letting his stuff flap around. THE FUNNY THING IS that once the caught up again the hot one in the back stuck out her hand and put her index and thumb about an inch and a half apart motioning that he has a small penis. Our friend was pretty upset for a while afterwards.
So that's about it kids. In case you were wondering everyone that went down there was 21 except out friend with the small junk, he's 22 years old. There was quite a few otyher stories to tell, but I'll save for another thread.
Actually I do have a good story about a gut at Venice Beach that falls under the Gym Bastards and Bitches genre. Keep a look out for it, actually I'll make it another thread.
