I MotherF***ing swear this really happened

i was heading home and got the the bus stop ,now there was this really pretty gurl fro our gym that was looking at me when got into the bus shelter and i smiled back and gave my usal leering looks to which she only laughed in reply .'
now while we are both wating (there were several other peoplein the shelter )a freind comes and speaks in my native language to me about a dig camera he owns .and i reply in english (i don't speak my language to well ) and tell him about a camera my freind owns so i say :
"it's about 7 inches long "
then i join tumb and index finger and say "about this wide " i then say :he lets me play with it whenever i comeover"and then add "i love touching that thing just the sight of it is really cool"i then proceed to talk about how my frinds "had nice moments wit it "and how "i iwhs i had it so i can use it all the time "totaly not noticing how this all must sound to everyone else around me (i love that fucking camera that much )


needless to say that is one girl that will never smile at me agian lol

lol! Are you going to let her think that of you???

what is your native language?

nice

chelle said:

lol! Are you going to let her think that of you???

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What do you suggest i say to her ?

midwtchamp said:

what is your native language?

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I'am somali

Bestquads said:

I'am somali

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well sorta of , i've been born and raised here but i still speak it not to well though .

Bestquads said:

What do you suggest i say to her ?

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Tell her you were referring to the camera. Speaking of which, you'd like to take a pretty picture of her one day

lol
i'll try that i've got nothing to lose with that chick either way .

It almost sounds unreal. I beleive it though. Good story.

LOL she moves away whenever we share a machine in the gym now

she's playing hard to get

LOL
i'am not to presistent