SEXYMAMA
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* You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim.
* You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm
* Your nicest towels say, "Property of Motel 6".
* The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.
* You've been too drunk to fish.
* Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
* Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".
* You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
* Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
* You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
* You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
* When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
* You have 5 cars that are immobile and a house that is!
* Your `huntin' dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
* You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.
* It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
*Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
* Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
*The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
*You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
*You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
*the beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
* You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
* You think genitalia is an Italian airline.
* You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
* The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
* You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
hahahahahaha....
* You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm
* Your nicest towels say, "Property of Motel 6".
* The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.
* You've been too drunk to fish.
* Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
* Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".
* You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
* Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
* You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
* You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
* When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.
* You have 5 cars that are immobile and a house that is!
* Your `huntin' dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
* You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.
* It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
*Your idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
* Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
*The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
*You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
*You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
*the beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
* You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
* You think genitalia is an Italian airline.
* You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
* The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
* You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
hahahahahaha....
