Cheesy pick up lines...

SEXYMAMA

New member

• Oct 27, 2003

• #1

Any one of you ever use any of these.....and dont get any ideas fellas cause they WONT work

* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
* Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
* Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
* Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
* Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
* Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
* Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
* Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?


Hehehe...just some of the millions you guys come up with!!!

 

chelle

New member

• Oct 27, 2003

• #2

Yep! One of those sound oddly familiar

 

kristylynn

Banana

• Oct 27, 2003

• #3

Nice... men come up with the worst lines

 

chelle

New member

• Oct 27, 2003

• #4

My favorite is the tried but true, "You look familiar. Don't I know you?"

 

jaywooly

Guru

• Oct 27, 2003

• #5

"Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way."

Anytime you can assosiate fast food and ice cream with picking up on women, you're doing something right.

 

auriflex

New member

• Oct 27, 2003

• #6

This is my favorite pick up line -

"Hi, I'm Auri, what's your name?"

 

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alpineslide

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #7

SEXYMAMA said:

Any one of you ever use any of these.....and dont get any ideas fellas cause they WONT work

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They don't work ? No wonder I never get any girls.

How about if you give me some lines that might work.

 

spoofy

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #8

ok ladies ... since guys come up with such horrible lines.. give us some that work


i feel like this guy ---> :arcade: when trying to figure out women

 

BLEED GREEN

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• Oct 28, 2003

• #9

SEXY you have a request.

 

chelle

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• Oct 28, 2003

• #10

auriflex said:

This is my favorite pick up line -

"Hi, I'm Auri, what's your name?"

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PERFECT, Auri! :thumbsup:
That one will work like a charm

 

chelle

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #11

Re: Re: Cheesy pick up lines...

alpineslide said:

They don't work ? No wonder I never get any girls.

How about if you give me some lines that might work.

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Auriflex has the right idea

 

chelle

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #12

spoofy said:

ok ladies ... since guys come up with such horrible lines.. give us some that work


i feel like this guy ---> :arcade: when trying to figure out women

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Spoofy - see Auriflex's reply

 

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pudgy

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #13

i didnt give you permission to share my pms to you with others

 

radical_P

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #14

lines. You don't need no stinken lines. Just flash a smile say hi and be polite.

 

midwtchamp

Banana

• Oct 28, 2003

• #15

No wonder I always strike out???:arcade:

 

radical_P

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #16

midwtchamp said:

No wonder I always strike out???:arcade:

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Mid it's ok you are still learning. Just remember that yo biatch you me my bed is not going to work unless you pay them first. lol

 

teekahty

Hardly a Newbie

• Oct 28, 2003

• #17

OH my god Miss , are you okay , did that hurt ?
(her reply) Did what hurt ?
When you fell from heaven .... !


Pudgy Pick up line

Hi , My infection is all Gone ,, and the Puss has all dried up ,,,,,Can I buy you a drink?

 

chelle

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #18

teekahty said:

OH my god Miss , are you okay , did that hurt ?
(her reply) Did what hurt ?
When you fell from heaven .... !


Pudgy Pick up line

Hi , My infection is all Gone ,, and the Puss has all dried up ,,,,,Can I buy you a drink?

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OMG! That is halarious :laugh:

 

teekahty

Hardly a Newbie

• Oct 28, 2003

• #19

chelle said:

OMG! That is halarious :laugh:

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I have to admit I used the one about the fall from heaven .. I did it ,, and I am not proud of it....

 

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pudgy

New member

• Oct 28, 2003

• #20

it was just a little acne i swear