PatHoLogIcAL LiaRZ..........
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scorpio
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I have a buddy of mine, great guy, however makes shit up all the time to get respect, I guess. He pulled up in a BMW convertible. Silver, exactly the same car Luke Perry drove in 90210. Don't remember the year. Told me it's one of the few left. I asked him how much he payed for it, he told me, way to much. It's an original and doesn't want to talk about it. Cool with me, he knows I don't know classic cars. I saw his best friend two days later and I brought up how nice his car is. We talked about the price, I told him he wouldn't tell me the price, because it was so high. His buddy started laughing, He told me it was a kit car, it cost him 10 grand. I would of been impressed anyhow, it was sharp looking, why lie?
BLEED GREEN
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Where the hell do you work and workout? The state pen? lol
BLEED GREEN
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PS I did like the dead jag story....
footballcat
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i have a roommate like this man i hate his bs he does it everytime. just gets annoying
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WeirdAl
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I think you mean a porsche, Scorpio. That's funny, though.
I was just thinking I don't really have any of these kind of stories, except for a co-worker, who I've worked with for 10 years, through many many jobs and 3 different companies. He's mellowed somewhat, but I'll have to reminisce about some of his tall tales
I was just thinking I don't really have any of these kind of stories, except for a co-worker, who I've worked with for 10 years, through many many jobs and 3 different companies. He's mellowed somewhat, but I'll have to reminisce about some of his tall tales
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scorpio
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My proof, I don't know jack about classic cars.
jaywooly
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WeirdAl said:I think you mean a porsche, Scorpio. That's funny, though.
I was just thinking I don't really have any of these kind of stories, except for a co-worker, who I've worked with for 10 years, through many many jobs and 3 different companies. He's mellowed somewhat, but I'll have to reminisce about some of his tall tales
Someone sure knows their Beverly Hills 90210
learner202
Banana
Want to know something really scary. My ex-girlfriend lied to me so much she had no idea what the truth was anymore. She lied so much that I never knew she was lieing. I think she just lied about anything so I would shut up. I was in love with a lier....that sucks!
Wags8
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I had a boss like that once. It got to the point where I just couldn't deal with it, so I hog-tied him and put him in my trunk for about 3 days before I decided to drive him to Mexico and sell him into cheap labor. You'll never guess what happened next... I got held up in customs and they found the poor bastard in my trunk. Now I'm really in a mess. Good thing I'm a quick thinker, I just got back in the car and ran all of the customs agents over. Well, it turns out that the guy next to me runs half the cartels in the area, he liked me so much that he offered me a job running things for him, he also let me take a crack at his daughter.......
learner202
Banana
^ I think we have a patient!
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WeirdAl
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My co-worker that I spoke of before talks in various accents. A lot of the time, it's a canadien accent. Almost as frequent is the hungarian accent... And of course, there's the english accent (and spelling of things, like colour).
And the stories. They've calmed down a lot (a late 50's coworker that he respected at the last job took him aside and told him to knock that shit off), but there still are some good ones.
Let's see - he's told stories of flying over tornadoes, and seeing cows flying around in them. And this was him piloting a commercial jet, mind you... He apparently used to work on them in high school, and got to take them up occasionally. He also likes to tell stories of how he ran such and such insurance company/phone company/whatever out of Florida for screwing him over....
I'll have to think of some other ones (I'll ask my co-workers and my wife)
And the stories. They've calmed down a lot (a late 50's coworker that he respected at the last job took him aside and told him to knock that shit off), but there still are some good ones.
Let's see - he's told stories of flying over tornadoes, and seeing cows flying around in them. And this was him piloting a commercial jet, mind you... He apparently used to work on them in high school, and got to take them up occasionally. He also likes to tell stories of how he ran such and such insurance company/phone company/whatever out of Florida for screwing him over....
I'll have to think of some other ones (I'll ask my co-workers and my wife)
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WeirdAl
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He's also told several stories over the years about how he put a mugger and/or a burglar in the hospital.
Yesterday he was telling us how his dad used to wake him up playing revile (sp? - the army wakeup song on a trumpet), till he put a knife in the wall 6" from his dad's head. This was in a meeting with one of our VP's, mind you.
Yesterday he was telling us how his dad used to wake him up playing revile (sp? - the army wakeup song on a trumpet), till he put a knife in the wall 6" from his dad's head. This was in a meeting with one of our VP's, mind you.
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WeirdAl
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And I never know when to take him serious. He's told me somewhat believable stories (some army base he was on fired a 4lb cannon every morning at the end of revile (sp again - another story from yesterday), and how when he used to live in kansas, he lived right by the minute man silos, and how everyone freaked out when they fired them up (but forgot to warn the town that they were doing a drill). Those are believable stories, but with his history, you honestly never know
Saks
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All of those stories suck....top this
I died three times already today. Each time when I collapsed on the floor it jared my body so much that it restarted my heart!
And I can fly. No I won't show you, cause my cape is in the shop. And one time at band camp...........
Seriously though, my newest leach at the gym has all kinds of one-ups. BigShug can vouch for this. Every day it is something else. How he used to do this, or why he doesn't do that because of so on and so forth.
Poor people who have nothing better to do.
I died three times already today. Each time when I collapsed on the floor it jared my body so much that it restarted my heart!
And I can fly. No I won't show you, cause my cape is in the shop. And one time at band camp...........
Seriously though, my newest leach at the gym has all kinds of one-ups. BigShug can vouch for this. Every day it is something else. How he used to do this, or why he doesn't do that because of so on and so forth.
Poor people who have nothing better to do.
The Big Cheese
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I have a few freinds like this ya know the ones that always have something crazy happen to them or see something wild but these things never happen when I'm around.
