Broke stuff having sex!

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strider

Guest

• Nov 4, 2003

• #1

WOW! What a weekend, hey have any of you ever had wild crazy nights having sex and just getting wild and end up breaking shit?
This weekend was crazy, broke the shower rod in the bathroom,the towel holder,the office desk chair, the lamp, and the bedroom door.
i think I need to go rest now, what a crazy 24 hours..lol
let me know what you broke doing the horizontal limbo.

 

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pudgy

New member

• Nov 4, 2003

• #2

a gentleman never kisses and tells....(cough cough recliner cough cough) excuse me

 

BLEED GREEN

New member

• Nov 4, 2003

• #3

Indented a car hood(2x)

 

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Max-HC

New member

• Nov 4, 2003

• #4

Crazy shit when i was up in chicago pull a nailed headboard
away form the wall.
And iam always rearanging the beanie babies on bed shelfs.
Broke a neckless hanging from rear view mirror.hehehehe

 

Bestquads

Banana

• Nov 4, 2003

• #5

i drag em to the lair and there's isn't much to break around my flat

 

shyone

New member

• Nov 4, 2003

• #6

Max-HC said:

Crazy shit when i was up in chicago pull a nailed headboard
away form the wall.
And iam always rearanging the beanie babies on bed shelfs.
Broke a neckless hanging from rear view mirror.hehehehe

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Yes baby but tell them HOW you broke that necklace and WHAT body part did it!!!

 

shyone

New member

• Nov 4, 2003

• #7

I worry more about my glass oil filled candles breaking!!! I hear them clang together everytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Banana

• Nov 4, 2003

• #8

maybe if i brought more furniture.

 

learner202

Banana

• Nov 4, 2003

• #9

I just two days ago broke my whole headboard. I was doin my thing and all of the sudden "CRACK" the whole headboard cracked right in two....

 

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strider

Guest

• Nov 4, 2003

• #10

one more thing, i think i broke my finger.. lol

 

Saks

New member

• Nov 4, 2003

• #11

The back of a sofa.

 

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Badgermoon

Guest

• Nov 4, 2003

• #12

I thought this was going to be what bodyparts you've broken. I've only gotten bad rashes from bed sheets. (if you are at it long enough it is just like a rug burn). Broken some other stuff, the only major thing was breaking a box spring matress once.

Right now I'm ready to tear the goddamn house down. :laugh:

 

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strider

Guest

• Nov 30, 2003

• #13

I finally fixed everything.. thats all no kinky people in here with all the hormones racing and muscles in here thats all that got messed up, if I broke my girl does that count? lol

 

SuzyQ

New member

• Nov 30, 2003

• #14

Once the whole bed fell apart . . .

 

Presser

Admin

Staff member

Administrator

Moderator

• Nov 30, 2003

• #15

I think I broke my pee pee slipping out and then hitting a cheek,lol, brought tears to my eyes,lmao

 

sweatmachine

New member

• Nov 30, 2003

• #16

collapsed the bed
put a ass shaped hole in the shower wall
knock a lamp off the night stand
1 hymiene
a few pretty girls hearts

thats about it for me

 

Presser

Admin

Staff member

Administrator

Moderator

• Nov 30, 2003

• #17

lmao, u guys are to funny

 

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strider

Guest

• Nov 30, 2003

• #18

we all need fuckers insurance..LMFAO

 

GetnBigr

New member

• Dec 1, 2003

• #19

lmao..... this stuff could be an adult comic strip

 

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strider

Guest

• Dec 1, 2003

• #20

yeah lets call it," Cheap Fuckers,INC." what do you think I will be president,,LOL