Speak UP!!!!

saturn

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #1

Hey what's going on today. Will you people start posting. I'm sitting here in my office trying desperately NOT to work.

Someone say something to amuse me.

 

saturn

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #2

And all you guests join up and talk to me. I have a short attention span and need your help.

 

Cracker Jack

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #3

Question
In superman movies when the bad guys are shoting at him he
stands there and lets the bullets ricochet off him but when the gun is empty they throw it at him and he ducks WTF

 

QBMuscle

Master of His Own Universe

• Nov 14, 2003

• #4

the reason he does that is so he can demonstrate his strength and his agility. duh

 

Cracker Jack

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #5

Why not catch the gun?

 

QBMuscle

Master of His Own Universe

• Nov 14, 2003

• #6

why not ask him???

 

saturn

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #7

Superman is just a big show off....I wonder how many poor pedestrians are hit by the ricocheting bullets. No concern for the people around him. What a jerk.

 

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strider

Guest

• Nov 14, 2003

• #8

hey heres a few questions for ya:
why do they call it a dry creek?
when sheep get wet why dont they shrink?
and if I am going to kill a mime do I have to use a silencer?

 

saturn

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #9

Hmmm....Good questions.
I think if you want to off a mime you should just lock him in an immaginary box till he starves to death.

 

Cracker Jack

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #10

Whats that in the road ahead.
i cant leave her behind alone____________all by herself.

 

saturn

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #11

Oh I get it a fill in the blank.

she'll never be able to feild dress that deer

 

SuzyQ

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #12

So now I know how you guys have so many posts - you sit around and post all day when you should be working. That's so unfair to us concienscious workers!

 

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BiggerStronger

Member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #13

What you mean its not ok to sit around and avoid work?

Damn, I've been going about this work thing wrong for all these years. lol.

 

SEXYMAMA

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #14

yeah- that is waht I have been doing and it is starting to show at work... but.... hmmm... whats everyone doing this weekend?

 

saturn

New member

• Nov 14, 2003

• #15

Yes I sit here in my office most of the day and pretend I'm working when actually I'm postin' away.
According to Homer Simpson it's the American way. "If you hate your job you don't strike you just show up every day and do it real half assed."

 

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strider

Guest

• Nov 14, 2003

• #16

thats right, if I give all I got and the companies stock raises a few extra points on the stock market or I sell more products, I dont see another dime or even some gratitude, so I do a half -assed job and and remember you get what you pay for , this is in the real world and the business world. If I made 100,000.00 a year doing what I do then you will get me sweatin blood and pissing tears, till then, post till 5. LMFAO