Auto-fellatio

sweatmachine

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I over heard 2 guys talking about auto fellatio. The conversation was hillarious. The one dude said he had gotten stoned and was watching a porn when he decided to try to suck his own unit. He said he was proping up against furniture, got under the dinning table,pull out dresser drawers, and on and on. He said when he finally conceded he wasnt going to be able to acomplish the illusive auto fellatio technique, He had a stiff neck, carpet burns, a raw johnson ,and the furniture in his house was completely rearrange. I cant help but have a very funny mental image of this.
And for the record, no I cant perfrom fellation on myself, hell I can barely tie my shoes.
Question: If you could...would you?

This ought to be interesting!
 
I thought you were talking abou road-head by the title.

Truthfully I don't think I would. It would be too uncomfortable.

Plus, I've got enough fithly internet porn to get me off with just my hand. Oh yeah, I think I got a g-friend too.
 
well I wouldn't do it..

Cocksucker = Gay


"If you build a 1000 bridges and suck one cock, you're not a great bridgebuilder, you're a cocksucker"
 
Anadrol said:
well I wouldn't do it..

Cocksucker = Gay


"If you build a 1000 bridges and suck one cock, you're not a great bridgebuilder, you're a cocksucker"

drol, can I use you quote as my sig line?
 
Actually, I thought better of using that as my sig, I don't what people to think I'm obsessed with cocks or something,lol
 
What would happen if you feel in love with yourself after your episode? That would really be a dead end relationship. How could you explain that to you mom?
~GP
 
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