Getting Fired.

saturn · Dec 22, 2003

Ok I've been trying to find ways to loose my job for a while now with no luck. If they lay me off (which would be preferred) I get 3 months severance (paid vacation) or if I get fired it has to be for a reason that will allow me to collect unemployment.
I've volunteered for lay offs with no luck. And I've been doing my job real half assed in hopes of a firing.
What do I have to do to loose this damn job?:angry:

GetnBigr · Dec 22, 2003

I have no advice here. Good luck to you in this venture!lol

crankin'stein · Dec 22, 2003

saturn said:
Ok I've been trying to find ways to loose my job for a while now with no luck. If they lay me off (which would be preferred) I get 3 months severance (paid vacation) or if I get fired it has to be for a reason that will allow me to collect unemployment.
I've volunteered for lay offs with no luck. And I've been doing my job real half assed in hopes of a firing.
What do I have to do to loose this damn job?:angry:

LMAO....... Thats an odd outlook on life you have there my friend..... But sometimes I feel the same way.......

treat everyone in the office like shit...... they will eventually speak to you about it..... then when they do laugh in your bosses face..... tell him, you don't like hiim anyway.... LOL

saturn · Dec 22, 2003

Re: Re: Getting Fired.

crankin'stein said:
treat everyone in the office like shit...... they will eventually speak to you about it..... then when they do laugh in your bosses face..... tell him, you don't like hiim anyway.... LOL

Tried that a couple weeks ago. I got my review today and got a solid rating and the standard raise.

Bently · Dec 22, 2003

Did you try sex on your bosses desk after hours....and don't wipe it off when you finish?

crankin'stein · Dec 22, 2003

KidRok said:
Did you try sex on your bosses desk after hours....and don't wipe it off when you finish?

what do you mean after hours???

BANG HIS WIFE ON HIS DESK WHILE HE IS SIGNING CHECKS....... THAT OUGHTA GET YOU FIRED!!! LOL!

saturn · Dec 22, 2003

crankin'stein said:
what do you mean after hours???

BANG HIS WIFE ON HIS DESK WHILE HE IS SIGNING CHECKS....... THAT OUGHTA GET YOU FIRED!!! LOL!

You haven't seen the bosses wife. Not an option.

kidrok's lady · Dec 22, 2003

Too suprised at hubby's suggestion to think straight!

lol

saturn · Dec 22, 2003

kidrok's lady said:
Too suprised at hubby's suggestion to think straight!

lol

Just smack him in the back of the head when he's not looking. That's what my wife would do.

pumpseeker · Dec 22, 2003

It's funny when you want to get fired so you can collect unemployment/severance. You could start taking extremely long lunch breaks, continue to fuck up your work, show up late, leave early, etc. After a few months of that, the boss should call you in for a discussion, or bashing as I like to call them. When this happens, just say fire me or get off my back...refuse to listen to this banter.... and they'll probably fire you. Just make sure to be disrespectful and that should work right? Don't let them make it out like you quit though. Unemployment is strict, from what I hear.

jaywooly · Dec 22, 2003

Shit on his desk while he's sitting there and wipe your ass with his tie.

saturn · Dec 22, 2003

Show up late....Check. I do that
Leave early......Check. I do that
Long luch breaks....Check. got that down
Haven't tried fucking up my work....Well maybe I have. I just blow off my work so I can post all day.

Anadrol · Dec 22, 2003

start taking breaks every 5 minutes, and start showing your boss the finger very time he walks by, and act like an idiot .... may be the beginning

saturn · Dec 22, 2003

Anadrol said:
start taking breaks every 5 minutes, and start showing your boss the finger very time he walks by, and act like an idiot .... may be the beginning

Act like an idiot....Hmmmmm. I think I can do that.

Anadrol · Dec 22, 2003

of course u can

Anadrol · Dec 22, 2003

And f**k up your work, and start blaming your co-workers for all that goes wrong

FlexX · Dec 22, 2003

saturn said:
Show up late....Check. I do that
Leave early......Check. I do that
Long luch breaks....Check. got that down
Haven't tried fucking up my work....Well maybe I have. I just blow off my work so I can post all day.

Man - are you nuts?!! This sounds like you have got it pretty sweet!!! Just keep kicking back and pick up that pay cheque... your living the American dream lol

saturn · Dec 22, 2003

FlexX said:
Man - are you nuts?!! This sounds like you have got it pretty sweet!!! Just keep kicking back and pick up that pay cheque... your living the American dream lol

Ya but I would rather kick back at home and collect a pay check.

Anadrol · Dec 22, 2003

Who doesn't

jaywooly · Dec 22, 2003

Lazy bastard

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