Ass size

sweatmachine

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Who is gifted( or cursed) with the biggest ghetto booty? My ass is 48 inches around right now, Im 5'8" tall...beat that!
I look like a damn rhino from behind.
 
Well,funny you should ask-can't get the 38 Levis over my keister and a few days ago as I bend over to make my eggs,the wife comes in behind and gasps-"geez your ass is freakin' huge"-so without measuring-at 6'4" 285 I'm a few pop tarts away from blotting out the sun!!
 
I have a small ass. Don't really know why or what it means but I have always had a small ass.

Don't go running to my pics, either. Bunch of weirdos. hehe

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HEY HEY HEY!!!

I didnt ask if you had a :
1. Nice ass
2.round ass
3.bubble ass
4.scoot ass
5.square ass
Nor did I ask for a desription of your ass.
Nor did I ask if you make bacon and eggs , bent over with your ass in the air like a ferell cat in heat,
Nor did I ask for yours or or significant others favorite adjective describing your ass,
Nor did I ask for the history of your ass
or the many reasons you think you have a big ass......

but if you want to post a pic of that big thing......

DONT DO IT !!!!!

LMAO!!! This has turned in to a quasi-homo posting...damn , what was I thinking? Im glad I didnt ask about Johnsons......whew!
 
sweatmachine said:
HEY HEY HEY!!!

I didnt ask if you had a :
1. Nice ass
2.round ass
3.bubble ass
4.scoot ass
5.square ass
Nor did I ask for a desription of your ass.
Nor did I ask if you make bacon and eggs , bent over with your ass in the air like a ferell cat in heat,
Nor did I ask for yours or or significant others favorite adjective describing your ass,
Nor did I ask for the history of your ass
or the many reasons you think you have a big ass......

but if you want to post a pic of that big thing......

DONT DO IT !!!!!

LMAO!!! This has turned in to a quasi-homo posting...damn , what was I thinking? Im glad I didnt ask about Johnsons......whew!

now, now SM, you're just pissed cuz so far you have the biggest ass! LOL

KR
 
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