Anyone have any interesting New Year's Stories?

I wish I did.
I was square deal with the family and watched my new "Pumpin Iron" DVD.

Chuck
 
I went to new york this weekend, wow what a fucking night, we were at a family parrty in north jersey and around 4am my wifes cousin and her boyfriend who are from north jersey and he is from new york decided to show us the cite a bit,lol, well we realy didnt get to do much because all the clubs lines stretched around the building,lol, so we were tired and got a hotel room and i was pretty sick, so we left the city at 9:30 am in the morning and we drove by this club "EXIT" the fucking line was still wrapped around the building. i cant belive the typ of lifestyle new yorkers live, it truly is the city that doesnt sleep, and i think they all are on drugs to,lmao
 
uh....just went to a little party and got into a little brawl. lol.

Some shit heads came running at me when I was with my girl proclaiming that they were going to beat my ass for no reason. (I had just walked out there cause some drunk guy came inside the house to say that we needed to get people out there for some reason.)

Anyways, dude is trying to get at me but my girl gets in front of him telling him to go home and that no one wanted to fight. He pushed her down pretty hard and then right after he did that my boy came running outside and threw a bottle at his face and busted it everywhere. At that point I threw a blow knocked him to the ground and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. His friend who had a golf club decides to help his friend out by punching me (which I didn't even hardly miss a stride with the punches and kicks. pussy should've used the club. lol) when I turned to see who hit me the fool was all the way across the street standing with his girlfriend. lol. I stopped fighting the guy and let someone else take over...good thing I stopped cause the police came soon after that.

I estimate that the guy had a busted face, some broken ribs and probably a broken nose too. It feels good to let your aggression out on idiots.
 
My new years was lame. My ex blew me off. I spent it alone.

Biggerstronger
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I watched Iron chef on the food network and played board games with my wife.

Real wild night.
 
do I? oh man. my new years was crazy. it started with alot of drinking at a friends house party. continued with my girlfriend freaking out on some girl for grinding on my leg (i didn't even notice) then a few hours later (2:30) i got in a fight with some guy for practically nothing. he was yelling at me so i grabbed his shirt, and told him to watch himself or oi would hurt him, cause i have prolly 40 lbs on him. he kept on pulling on my shirt and yelling in my face so gave him a few headbutts and broke his nose. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
 
BiggerStronger said:
uh....just went to a little party and got into a little brawl. lol.

Some shit heads came running at me when I was with my girl proclaiming that they were going to beat my ass for no reason. (I had just walked out there cause some drunk guy came inside the house to say that we needed to get people out there for some reason.)

Anyways, dude is trying to get at me but my girl gets in front of him telling him to go home and that no one wanted to fight. He pushed her down pretty hard and then right after he did that my boy came running outside and threw a bottle at his face and busted it everywhere. At that point I threw a blow knocked him to the ground and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. His friend who had a golf club decides to help his friend out by punching me (which I didn't even hardly miss a stride with the punches and kicks. pussy should've used the club. lol) when I turned to see who hit me the fool was all the way across the street standing with his girlfriend. lol. I stopped fighting the guy and let someone else take over...good thing I stopped cause the police came soon after that.

I estimate that the guy had a busted face, some broken ribs and probably a broken nose too. It feels good to let your aggression out on idiots.


broke a bottle on someones face, well that will get ya a good 6 months to life in jail, not to smart regardless of the situation unless its life threatening, sorry had to say it, kind a bothered me to see no one mention how fucked up that is
 
yeah, I'll admit it was fucked up....but the dude was a fucking raging pyscho. (that had about 60-70lbs on me)

Fuck him for coming to my friends house with his friend who had a golf club to start a fight for no reason. He deserved what he got.

BTW I honestly don't think the bottle did too much damage...
 
jake steed said:
your a jerk qb. way to start the new year off!
are you kidding me? you didn't put in the "LOL" so i guess your serious
maybe i didn't put in all the details. this guy was going nuts on me and he wouldn't relax. wait! why do i have to explain my actions to you?
 
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